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Christ

Loves an old winger at fullback.

Forest will make a good fist of they go up and their owner is mental enough to throw a bit of money at getting a few new players that'll keep them in the league. They've got a good team spirit under Cooper so will give it a good go. I'd bet they'll finish above Bournemouth - especially if they can keep hold of Spence and Johnson.

Don't want Forest, but think they'll win. They're far too strong for side in Huddersfield that I've no idea how they managed to get there. Much like Swansea last yearbv. Brentford.

A good result for Grimsby. But christ, what a pointless club.

Was really looking forward to putting a shit-arsed performance against League 1 shite this year, ffs.

How can Everton afford him He'd cost at least 25/30 million in today's market.

He's got a reet high opinion of himself for a benchwarmer who's had half a decent season in his professional career. Hope we don't touch the twat.

It was a shame that cup was ditched. Gave an added incentive to the cup competitions for those clubs aiming for upper mid table spots.

I love Callum, but I'd be shitting a brick if we didn't bring someone else in to compete with him. I don't want the anxiety of fucking about with going down again

Can't disagree with this whatsoever

I thank you, sir.

I find it quite funny now to be honest. I'd love one of the players on the way out this summer to blow the lid on what went on in 'training' etc.

A good move. He's been getting minutes and has improved his performances massively in a very short space of time. An easy decision really Dummett's new contract on the other hand just seemed unnecessary.

Notable that he's taking the credit for Robertson's development as a top class PL leftback there too

I miss football already

From the receding hairline to the expanding wasteline, Lampard is every inch the heir to the PFM throne. He'll stink out top-level football for a good few years yet, getting jobs he's woefully unqualified for and getting plaudits from his media pals for keeping teams hovering above the relegation zone year after year.

Whatever happens with outgoings, I sincerely hope we have plans to develop the youth system and send a few out on loan. Would like to see the Ashley apologist 'loan manager' given his P45 too. About as effective in that job as he was as a striker.

Aye, spot on. It's hardly as though Almiron is much competition for this little cunt either is it.

Horrible little cunt, Grealish. Nowhere near as talented as his price tag would suggest. A little fucking showpony with all the dignity of a pisshead.

Everton will continue to be driven into the ground by that ownership. What's happened to Usmanov, btw? Would that affect them in any way or are they owned mostly by Moshiri these days?

She should genuinely piss off and do the shipping forecast or something. Nothing whatsoever against female commentators/pundits, but shit ones like her and Karen Carney need binning off.