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Leayv it off man, he's had a nice day oot.

I really want him to do well. Hope he'll be given time and patience. Koeman - or Bruceman - as I came to call him, irritated me in the same way as our former inept fat cunt manager did.

I dread to think the inbox he's got. From training to fitness, to match tactics to post match analysis, it's all got to be done. All the meanwhile he's got to start getting results on the pitch too. Good luck Eddie

Christ. That's grim, that.

Kamara from Marseilles would be a good start.

At the end of the day, this is no Spurs-Nuno scenario, whereby he was essentially told 'you'll do'. I'm absolutely convinced a proper and thorough, diligent, process has gone on in appointing Howe, and I'm happy to trust in that. They did everything they could to line up two suitable candidates and if one didn't work out, the pathway was there for the other.

Such a blatant attempt to brown nose, that. 'Lerk. Please don't make wuh redundant. Amandah, wuhs can chaynge it'

Wonder if he'll ditch the tracksuit and go for smart dress.

You know, what will make a difference is that this job will actuay mean something to him, and he'll work hard to improve us.

Will make a change to have someone remotely resembling an athlete actually managing professional athletes. The previous regime was a fucking embarrassment

He's a sound appointment and one that absolutely reflects the position we're in as a result of Ashley and Steve fucking Bruce. That's not a sleight on Howe, but the reality is that we clearly can't get the likes of Conte and Emery interested at this stage.

#not just a fella from Bournemouth

100% mate.

Thank fuck.

'Addition' of staff members, I presume, means keeping those feckless cunts complicit in the shit we're served up by the first team every week?

We're absolutely desperate for strong, mobile, central midfielders that can pass a football and fullbacks that can defend before getting a player like Coutinho imo.

I wonder what Big Steve's tactics and analysis room looked like.

Another doubt I have with Howe is his relative inexperience. I'd like to see coaches from a variety of backgrounds - and the best we could possibly hope to appoint at this stage - in place to facilitate that next transition. I don't think Howe has that address book, sadly, and I can well see the current fuckwits staying in place a while longer yet.

He's such a fucking knacker. A proper neanderthal of the football world.

'Sack Ryan for being unloy-disloyal and generally being shit at his job'

What has been said to determine that it's defo likely to be Howe if it isn't Emery?

A new manager in the stands might have given the current shower of shit something to play for. As it stands it'll be 10 behind the ball, Bacon's hit and hope tactics, and 20% possession. To fucking Brighton.

Outside the top eschelon of elite managers, I can't see why many would turn down the opportunity to spend millions, earn millions, and have a blank slate to work from. My own biased view, of course, but I think NUFC are attractive proposition. Expectations are that we head in a 'right direction' rather than guarantee immediate success.

Have got an irrational hatred of that slab head cunt.

They’ll soon be off to clean Big Steve’s bog in Portugal hopefully. Inept pair of useless cunts have no business even putting out the cones at this level.