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Hayden at centre back again? Christ.

Hope he's feeling fit for the amount of running he'll be expected to do tomorrow.

Look brilliant at the moment. Insigne is such an underrated player. Love a short arse forward, me.

Gattuso was such a strange appointment at the time for them. He's an absolute disaster of a manager.

No way we'd have beaten Rochdale with such ease.

Ajax won 5-0 today. +26 goal difference after 6 games

Imagine Steve Bruce with the current Brighton squad v. what Potter is doing down there.

Poch is defo getting sacked this season

Would folk rather have Kane or Lukaku?

Having to listen to the 5Live commentary in the car. Fuck me, Karen Cairney is absolutely full of shit. Cliché after cliché. You'd never think she actually played the game.

West Ham's coaching staff reads as a who's who of 'propa footbawl men'

Having a nice day oot

Unless he's given a Zaha-like contract, which he won't be, he'll be the one angling for a move. Rightly so too

Hayden as a central defender is fucking grim, like. Lad clearly doesn't want to play there either.

Why the fuck won't they get rid of him? From top to bottom they all fucking hate the inept fat cunt.

Ritchie totally ignoring the fat cunt

It's the use of specific quotes about the dust up that does it.

It'll be this 'CV' of promotion - which doesn't take into account the extent to which that league has changed - that'll keep the fat cunt in a job in the Champo. When was the last time he got promoted? 2015?

Champo shaping up to be competitive so far.

The big difference, Luke, is that under Pardew and (to an extent) McLaren, we were never cut adrift at the bottom. This time feels different.

Huge thanks to those on here that recommended 'The Miracle of Castel di Sangro'. An absolutely superb read.

The fat cunt always seems to get a result that staves off criticism and vitriol. A 'battling' 1-2 loss with a dodgy decision will give the crowd a nice evening oot.

Ashley and his fat thumb head cunt mate won't get rid of him. The only means of him fucking off is putting enough pressure - or directing enough abuse at the thin-skinned wanker to push him into resigning.

Camavinga is going to be some player.

Ah, fuck sake. Poor fucking kid. Such talent at 18 years old