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He'll be brilliant for Palace

Fuck this.

He's perfect for Ashley, like. Fucking grateful fat cunt that won't rock the boat, irrespective of circumstances

It didn't help being managed by that utter fucking shithouse Souness either. If I remember correctly he wanted Boa Morte didn't he?

Erling Haaland is a fucking machine. What potential. Can see him and Mbappe dominating the Ballon d'Or in a few years.

Didn't his wife die after liposuction?

I'll never be convinced that Mike Dean is an unbiased, professional, referee.

Was he injured a lot at Fiorentina?

Unsurprising with an absolute fucking dipshit managing his fitness. For a contrast: see Vardy at Leicester.

How have I just seen this Absolutely outstanding

Not much competition, mind. Have to say, getting a 'united' team is the least he should be doing. And I think that's partly brought about by the fact that there are no real 'world class' egos he's had to deal with - like, say, Gerrard/Rooney/Terry. I still think he's incredibly lucky to be where he is. He's a shite tactician.

Can't understand why they don't bin him off. They've got a good chance at the world cup if they get someone in who'll make the most of a great set of players

Compare the absolute state of NUFC's training facilities and SJP compared to the new Leicester training complex. Fucking. Unreal. It's even got a fishing lake The only thing comparable is Big Steve fishing for turds.

Iniesta hasn't aged well

Compare that to the Aston Villa CEO talking about Grealish going

Boo fucking hoo Man U. Cunts. 3.1(%) man. Christ

I did wonder tbf

Just seen that Jack Wilshire has signed for Como in Serie B... Kudos to him for not just packing in and trying something different.

I love how 2 defensive midfielders becomes a 'double pivot' for some pundits

If only he wasn't managing those cunts.

Tony Pulschamps loves a centre back as a wing back. Fucking mug.

‘Wuh tried.’

Reading about some of the allegations against him is harrowing stuff.

The absolute fucking state of some of these outgoing loans, like. Doncaster, Morton and Aberdeen. Christ.

Fucking hell So fucking predictable, this club.