toon25

£12 million for Nketiah seems a good buy.

Ronaldo to score. 5-0

A really good fella too. His podcast with Louis Theroux is well worth a listen

He was exactly the type of player we needed

Bruce's idol Steve Evans Frank Lampard Darren Ferguson

Allan St Magicman

He'd still get plenty of game time here

Id have certainly fancied a stint in Holland and Scandinavia, like.

PSG or City will be the last chance for Ronaldo to win titles. Also think £170million for a player out of contract next season is typically mental.

He could do better than Aberdeen, I'm sure of it.

Honestly, man. Fucking ridiculous that we can't manage to get Hamza Choudhury on loan and Norwich are signing Portuguese internationals

Will be a nice day oot

What's he said tonight then? 'Unlooky' and 'done wuh job'?

He's instilled a culture of laziness, unprofessionalism, and toxicity that will take years to get rid of.

Fat. Fucking. Cunt.

I'd lump a very large sum of money on Southampton beating Big Steve on Saturday if I had it. Newport or not, they've at least got a semblance of a fucking game plan.

They've had a nice evening out.

Whatever the result, this is an absolutely stinking performance. It's literally the equivalent of the walking dead.

This team is absolutely fucking disgraceful

I thought he lost a load of weight at one point

Who'd have thought playing hoards of lower league shite wouldn't prepare players for the rugours if top level football?

If Mbappe goes to Real, Ronaldo is surely off to PSG

Looking at the squads that Villa and Brighton put out tonight and thought that there's absolutely no fucking way Bruce would ever be able to get similar results with our kids/reserves.

Wheys gona plaay fowah keepas

Will be a nice day oot.