toon25

One good hit doesn't make a footballer.

How on earth is Emerson Royal still a PL footballer

Fak orf Spars

Son taking over as Captain Cunt then.

Wonder where Eric Dier is off to?

Off to Saudi I bet

He's absolutely the real deal, like. Works his bollocks off to get better and better too.

What I also love about this bloke is his coldness. Similar to Botman and Isak. Cold competitors win you things

He was absolutely the right player for us, like. If anything or anyone is an indication that we need to trust the system and process in place, it's the signing of this guy. Will be infinitely more use and value to us than Paqueta

They'd be far better off for doing so too

His finishing, man. Incredible.

My. Fucking. Club.

Still can't believe this result, like. Wow. Fucking amazing.

Fucking hate Kane and glad to see the back of snide cunt. Infinitely glad that the only trophies he'll see will be equivalent to joining Celtic or Rangers and winning the league

Love the Mayor of Hounslow, like. Had absolutely no idea he was a toon fan

Proper team player

I don't know mate. Looks pretty trim to me.

Absolutely spot on.

Have to say, I can't stand Mings, like.

We didn't just beat them. We fucking smashed them.

He's every inch world class, like. We'd be paying 100 mill in the current market if we'd not have bought him when we did

This was the fucking player we bought, like. Bag loads of character and determination to get better. Love it.

Absolutely fucking hate Chelsea. Will be rooting for both teams to lose tomorrow. In other news Adama Traore gone to Fulham