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Looks like one of your gran's old towels she got out of the airing cupboard when you used to stay over.

I did wonder if that twat Neymar would give up the n.10 jersey for him. Then I realised it was that twat Neymar.

I hope he takes ages to get stuff fixed too.

It was Exteberria wasn't it?

How much of the reported £20 million Blackburn are getting for Armstrong will NUFC get?

He's more than twice as fat now, which is some fucking achievement for a manager of professional footballers.

Manure apparently wanting £50 million for Martial

The sheer and utter dearth of decent coaching (certainly since Jones arrived) is absolutely fucking criminal. We've basically got one guy now who's expected to get a tune from about 30-odd players.

An injury Wilson away from another relegation battle imo.

Thank fuck. Horrible cunt.

He's making the right choice if he's looking to play regular football. Been a while since I've liked a player as much.

Forest have such a shit squad. Completely devoid of talent. Their recruitment policy in recent years has been fucking abysmal. Thought they had a fairly decent academy in years gone by?

Big job for Chris Hughton rebuilding that Forest side.

If Norwich lose Cuntwell, they'll go down. Nowhere near enough quality. Still, a nice result against Norwich reserves to paper over Brewcie's crack.

Fancy having a lower commercial income than fucking Brighton. A team that has had, what, 4/5 seasons playing PL football? Fucking outrageous.

That’s proper grim, like.

God. Charnaz earning close to 700k

He's more than twice as fat now, which is some fucking achievement for a manager of professional footballers.

Good club to go to for his development

They're missing a top class centre forward, but that lineup is plenty good enough to dominate for years to come.

PSG really don't even need Messi if they wanted to compete. The irony is that the only team that do need him have fucked up keeping him on.

Marcondes on a free would have been a great transfer

What an empty shell of a club

He'd be a perfect signing. But he'll go to Everton, I reckon.

Fucking Gayle, man. Urgh.