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Wales, man. Royally fucked my accie

Woah!! I genuinely think I'd piss myself if I ever met Ronaldinho

Didier Pardschamps only 1-0 up against a load of tradesmen

Like a line-up of most punchable faces in football there (work Trips and Cal aside)

Not even my deepest yearning for football would make me watch this shit.

Will buy this bad boy just to dress up as JT for a night oot.

Putting all personal issues aside though, there is a massive gulf in maturity, application and talent between Bellingham and Alli

Hard to disagree here. Aside from a sterling agent, I can't see the fuss

Tbf, Alli had a heart the size of a fucking ant. Which was pretty much my point: a young man like Bellingham would at this stage give every indication that he'd adapt his game in the event of injury/sign of burnout

Rarely would I ever comment on something like this, but he's genuinely going to be a world class player and individual. He has heart (in the way in which I don't think any other English player has - Saka, a case in point). This guy is going to inspire a generation.

Whilst I totally agree he's better than Fat Frank and Stevie G, I've always thought Parker was a try-hard dickhead. He totally fucked it in the Belgian league with the equivalent of a top 4/6 PL team. Like the aforementioned, I don't think he knows what he's doing. He just happens to know more than them

Mr Worldwide

That would be a shame

Tell you what, I'd have had Milner here like

Will never forget Wor Steve sticking him central midfield for his first appearance as a sub for us. Jetro didn't know what the fuck had just been pulled

A sorry indictment of the previous regime. At the end of the day he mightn't have been good enough, but under that shitshow, he was never given a chance. Had some dreadful loans that wouldn't have seem him progress either

Johnson for £30 million to Brentford is never, ever going to happen

Hazard too (to Saudi) perhaps?

I've got a bet with a mate that the following will be off to Saudi this summer: - Aubameyang - De Gea - Modric - Busquets Any other bets on who might go?

I always had a soft spot for Willem II for some reason dating way back to the early 00s

Who's your Dutch team mate?

I'd genuinely be very surprised if Shola had great deal to do with most of our loan destinations at the moment tbh.

Absolutely this. Our buy to loan policy in recent years - aside from being pretty non-existent - consisted of sending youngsters to shitty Scottish sides, Carlisle and other League 2 shite, so I'm all for it.

Showing him his cribs video