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What a piece of business this was

He's shite and a bellend.

If David Brent was a footballer and did websites... https://www.davidstockdale13.co.uk/ Site lists various strings to Stocky's bow, including his philanthropy, business instincts and "unswerving respect for women across the board".

The way they've seemingly split the fixtures is interesting. All of the bottom half games KO at 8. Would be massive if Valencia ended up going down

Thanks man, will defo plump for one of the games at the bottom end of the table in which case!

Is there anything on the line for the final La Liga games? Are there any matches worth keeping an eye on from a point if intrigue?

He played about 3/4 games for Forest in total didn't he? The fact he's being binned after such a short amount of time says it all.

Age and ability-wise, he's our most valued and valuable player. He's gaanin nowhere and certainly not to fucking Liverpool

If I was going to trust anyone to measure me, it would be that absolute fucking waster Dele Alli, supervised by fellow fucking numb nut Phil Jones.

Will be wanking himself off (again) in hope that Messi and Benzema go there

In the same vein, Fash FC is a classic watch. John Fashunu = top wanker.

He was chilled out. Calm in the face of adversity.

I actually think Postecoglu would get them in the Europa Conference. Would be a brilliant appointment. Based on nothing but a hunch, I reckon Kane will got to Real.

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1664165315498876930 Mourinho not happy with his own shitfest

A fitting end to a shithouse of a game. Thought all the penalties were shite, as an aside. Complete contrast to the quality of penalties in the playoff final on Saturday.

Just seen a pic of Iniesta. He now looks like me Da.

Time to get back to work, I say.

He seems like a decent bloke off the pitch and in a non-football context, much like Colin Wanker. But he's fucking tiresome as a manager.

Turning out as expected so far. Shite.

Why on earth did they spend £50 million on Phillips?

Definitely going for under 2.5 goals tonight.

From Gallagher, McTominay and Adams, I'd prefer Adams from the three. Think Eddie could really do something with him. Personally can't see the fuss in any of that Chelsea lot. Mount, RLC, Gallagher etc. They'll all be massively overpriced, on big wedge and have limited impact.

Christ

He's in phenomenal shape