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Fucking hare Allardyce, man. The thought of that cunt getting even a point here is galling.

Get Maxi on

We need a set piece coach.

Predictable goal to concede.

This lot will be more than capable of shithousing a goal. Mustn't lose our heads and give away silly set pieces or become complacent/take foot off the gas

Ryan Mason being considered apparently Levy will be offering Kane some sort of Mbappe-style deal to stay

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I prefer flan

The sponsor block doesn't help at all

Draw.

Bollocks.

Cockney joy.

Fucking hell, keeper

He's never been a regular first choice, Lamptey, has he? Aside from a worldie performance against us under that fat sack of kebab-eating shit, he's not been especially noticeable

I wouldn't begrudge Moyseh a trophy, but the fact the media/most pundits had West Ham winning this a inevitable after they got through the group stage is enough to want to see them humiliated

I read a book a week, so

Get in Alkmaar

Love a proper old school, normal, bland as fuck away shirt like Alkmaar's.

The CL final is essentially at the Emptihad next week. The Milan sides will have lucked their way to the final. Either will be steamrolled by City or Real

Away leg will be even more difficult for Meelan

Either of these sides will get botted in the final.

Christ

Agreed. Think about how many empty seats there'll have been that could have gone to Real fans.

Ahhh balls.

Carlo has played this game perfectly this far. Real are just a team that can never seem to be dominated