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They want him to sort their ticket office

No further jokes needed given someone actually employed that island-haired twat again.

They're fucked, like

I'd see more steel in Sheffield these days.

What a complete waste of a couple of years for Werner

Not enough love for this bloke. What a fucking signing.

I don't understand why you'd get a jumped up paper pusher in as a consultant

I'd be getting pissed up before sharing air time with that absolute fucking cunt Sutton tbf. What a fucking weapon. We actually pay that cunt's salary. I miss Alan Green's football phone in. Actual sports journalists have now been replaced by luminaries such as Savage and Sutton, Bent, Jamie O'Hara and Gabby fucking Agbonlahor.

Far too soon, this thread

Really can't see how this will work out for Forest. 13 new players, ffs.

Fuck me How many fullbacks do they want

What are the prospects for Rashford to push on, Froggy? Seems like he's stagnated for 2-3 years now. Genuinely thought he'd be a top top player

'I can tels ye, tha preparayshun woz excepshunal'

Gakpo surely isn't going to Forest? That would be grim indeed. Especially to those cunts.

They're both regen PFMs and both absolute fucking bellends I'm convinced one of them will be managing England next year.

Boom.

Absolutely spot on. The phrase alpha athlete is a great description.

He keeps himself in such good physical shape. Must be so difficult to play against.

No doubt on big wedge too He's also another CB the wrong side of 30 that looks like he's running through treacle

Wonder if Poch would take the gig if Gerrard was binned?

What this guy has done under a year man. Unbelievable. Totally changed the culture of the club, the team and the playing style, giving us something to feel positive about in the maelstrom of shit that is living in this country atm. Bless this man.

He's such a cunt of a player, this joker. Snide fouls and shit sideways passes.

Fuck Forest cunts

He's on a hefty wedge at Palace isn't he?

To beat Forest, Everton, Villa and Arsenal (cunts) and put in competitive performances against Manure, City, Chelsea, Liverpool and Spurs.