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As an aside, has Gallagher featured much for Chelsea pre season?

I heard their manager - some proper PFM shite - being interviewed the other day. Certainly the 'get it up 'em and 'av it type'.

You wouldn't expect much else from that dullard tbh. Of he hasn't been sacked yet I hope he'll be finding his way to the maintenance department in due course.

Enjoy it mate! Gutted I wasn't able to get a couple of tickets despite travelling up for the weekend!

Was he the fella that was filmed wanking in the French U23s dressing room?

Just 2 top class signings that have totally transformed their team.

Would have loved to see Zinchenko here. Great professional and top class player.

I find Arteta a smig cunt an' all

And Saka RWB

If things couldn't get any more mental, a newly promoted side offering 35 million for a Wolves reserve.

I think it'll go tits up at Chelsea

Everton seemingly chucking the cash at Ounana too (apparently personal terms were 'an issue' for WHam)

Please win. Hate these cunts.

I think Fat Wank or Stevie G are more likely to get it ahead of Howe.

I hope Miggy has 2 motivating pictures up on his fridge to look at before he goes to train: that showpony cunt Grealish and TCD.

Bore off, man. This isn't a fucking job interview panel. It was a throwaway comment on an internet forum as to why we mightn't have stuck in a bid.

Bollocks.

Speak for yourself Relax marra. It'll all be ok.

Fuck me, man. The point was that Howe has clearly emphasised getting the right characters in and time has been spent scouting players that not only fit into the team, but buy into the collective approach towards progress etc. It's not difficult.

I don't think Cornet will fit in with the type of team ethos we're seeking to build tbh.

I wish they'd throw the fucking book at Everton. Absolute piss takers.

Fucking mental tbh.

Saka seems like a really good lad. Absolutely cannot take to Arteta though. A pound shop Pep.