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Arsenal 4-4 Mackems 5-1 Barcelona 3-2 Arsenal 2-0 All wars of attrition (for different reasons).

Great signing for Roma. Very shrewd busines from them this summer.

Even 8 million is overpriced. He's absolutely shit.

He'd be a fantastic signing

Most players are not worth what clubs are prepared to pay, tbf. I mean, Cucurella isn't worth 50 million

I hope he's got a picture of that overpriced little cunt Grealish pinned up on his fridge to motivate him.

Ayoze being 29 makes me feel old.

Mental price, that. Brighton bossing it for transfer fees received - 100 million for Ben White and Cucurella

They've brought in a load of cash tbf. It's Forest that should be shitting themselves. They've taken a huge gamble on stopping up.

Surely there must be some old knacker keeper to come in as a better #2 somewhere.

Tbf, they'd had a fair amount of investment in the squad (and had Sven as manager at the beginning of that takeover season iirc) from that dodgy bloke Shinawatra.

Booked after 20 minutes I've honestly never heard of Watford's manager.

He's injured too often for a keeper to be relied on. Great to have as a No.2, but I'm glad we've got a keeper in Pope who might last a full season without missing too many games.

Crazy to think that Cucurella could go for the same(ish) price.

Alexis Sanchez terminates Inter contract. A Torres-esque decline from him after he left Arsenal.

I think Werner is highly unlikely tbh. There'll be clubs after him that can offer European football next year.

Madison is fantastic with the ball at his feet.

100% this.

Fuck off Hopey

Our lot will be well drilled and have a strong team spirit. This lot will pretty much have none of that.

As an aside, I'd love some of the squad to tell Downing Street to shove their 'honours' firmly up their fucking rectums.

He's also a rank self publicist and a bully (see Jason Lee/blackface sketches).

Hope is such a fucking doom monger these days

Can see him hoying in a transfer request

Urgh.