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I thought he was off to Palace?

:lol:

I used to work with that guy He gave up football and ended up being a PE teacher.

:lol: That’s POTY worthy, that

Messi will enjoy managing Ole at Manure

Aye. Especially given they’ve spent all that to virtually stand still.

Good signing. Ridiculous what’s happening at Valencia

‘Sorry, Steve, have left Mike’s wallet so firmly embedded up my rectum that I can’t possibly get it out to pay for those boys. Back to the bacon you go’.

:lol: He’s a fucking Neanderthal, like. Seemingly off the pitch as well as on it if these accounts are right.

Photographer's done a grand job of making the shirt look like a strong grade of tissue paper. £60 please!

Where have Chelsea got this magic money tree from? I thought Roman couldn’t be arsed any more. How much is Chilwell likely to cost - over £60 million?

Will be interesting to see what Lampard does with this squad

:lol:

Thomas Muller is an absolute machine. Doesn’t stop running. Surprised Bayern are letting Thiago go. Showed tonight what a good player he is

Fucking ridiculous, this. Foul and foul.

So true

PSG pressing well. Reckon they’ve looked more likely to score so far.

Rio Ferdinand, man. Absolute fucking fraud.

Wtf has happened to Christian Eriksen. Absolutely crap since he came on.

Sounds like there could be two lucky contenders there

I sincerely hope FC Qatar get hammered in the final

I see Roma got taken over. In a matter of weeks too, I think?

Perfect