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Have to say, I'm not jealous at all.

What an absolutely fantastic signing. A huge coup imo.

He's an absolute bellwhiff and hasn't shown himself capable of performing at the top level so far.

I fucking hate Everton, it has to be said. That lot could do with a relegation battle to be honest.

Part if me wouldn't mind if he was just shit. It's the fact that he's shit, lazy and self-entitled.

How much are we valuing Longstaff at then?

Ah sweet! Milan-Roma and Juve-Napoli the fixtures of the day.

Yeah, that's us absolutely fucked if another striker doesn't come in. At least it happened in December and not in February.

We wouldn't in the least miss Longstaff.

Not me, I like it.

QPR my dark horse bet for this year

Unlike the previous regime, I trust that we'll have several targets for each position lined up. If we miss out on one, there will doubtless be another.

Would like to have thought some Championship shite would have been after him.

Not a chance the sums being spoken about for De Jong would be spent on one player in this window given the league position.

Fernandes completely negated in a side with Ronaldo in it. Always standing in his shadow.

The ex-pro merry-go-round is absolutely lifting, like. When you see the likes of Danny Murphy, Jack Wilshit and Gabby fucking Agbonlahor describe themselves as 'sports journalists'

Everton signing a Rangers RB for 16 mil. Where the fuck do they get their money from?

I think there's plenty of time for other teams to be dragged into it - including Brentford - between now and the end of the season. So much pressure on getting the right signings in this month...

Such a mistake to go back there.

I honestly doubt there's any substance to the PEA rumours. Howe will want to build the right mentality and mindset to take us forward and will want to stay clear of mercenaries like him.

Such a relief to think we won't be outspent by fucking Watford in a transfer window

Just seen Leeds are playing Burnley tomorrow. What do we want from that one?

I sincerely hope that useless cunt Hendrick is left out of the squad at the end of Jan.

Guillem Bollocks