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He’s the absolute epitome of the reason why the fat cunt should have had his hand in his pocket sooner. You generally get what you pay for in the market for quality players. He might have cost £20 million, you fat cunt, but his value will just keep rising. Players like this will move us on to the next level.

That Wolves manager is a right cheeky cunt like. The 4 points they’ve taken off us this season has been daylight fucking robbery. What goes around comes around pal.

They’re solid defensively and won’t be leaving much space for a counter attack. Think we’ll struggle to break them down if we sit back.

We really missed him when he was out. He’s fucking brilliant.

Can’t beliece Palace have had 8 pens this season. Ffs.

Aye. I’ve been a critic of his but he’s really won me over with recent performanxes

Thumbs up. Couldn’t agree more.

What great players we’ve got in Almiron and Longstaff.

Aye. What a fantastic attitude the guy has.

One of the other pissed up cunts on that shitty programme also argued that Dubs wasn’t fouled last wk.

Why do we shit ourselves against the dross?

How would folk say Ritchie has performed at LWB. Rafa clearly wants him in the side - one his trusted few.

Go on poch. Knock that cunt out.

He’s one of their own. Fuck off Burnley.

Fucking hell. Knew that was coming. Had to come from that dead eyed cunt

Spurs have some lovely players, like. Winks, Erikson, Son. Just glide over the pitch.

Pressure is on. Am nervous for this.

Come on Watford you cunts.

Aye. That’s fantastic news, that! I’ll really look forward to it.

He great irony is that they’ve broken the rules on bringing in players they’ll never fucking play. It’s a travesty that these larger clubs can afford to dominate and hoover up young talent to the extent that a lot of the smaller clubs are ending their provisions for youth squads. Mate of mine is an FA education inspector and said that even PL clubs like Huddersfield are struggling to justify running youth teams.

Has anyone had the misfortune to stumble upon that shite ‘Britain’s Youngest Football Manager’ on BBC? The suitably qualified, ghastly offspring, of one of WHam’s porn brothers masquerades as the coach of West Ham Women FC for the purpose of getting his fat fucking face on tv.

It just goes on and on and on and on. Does my head in.

Bringing Luiz back in from the cold was also a massive error. The guy isn’t a PL defender anymore.

I kind of like the back to basics approach Manure have had under Solskjaer. I mean, the guy clearly isn’t as good a tactician as some of the big names, but telling the players to play with freedom and confidence has worked wonders. The antithesis to the overcomplicated style of Mourinho.