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We couldn't give some of our shit away.

Fuck off Rivière, man.

I'm the same height as Valbuena

So much dross in this squad, man.

Aye

Joins a growing list of promising youngsters never to have made it here. Ridiculous waste.

He's planning on sending out 11 players next week who haven't played together, then, if this shower isn't his first team. That fucking thief Williamson and that useless twat Obertan, man. Same problems again and again with managers. Just drop the shite ffs.

Why does he keep playing that absolute fucking car crash Williamson? Friendly or not, surely it's an opportunity to give some of the kids a bit of game time. Quite clearly Williamson features in his plans.

These two dickheads spent some of their payoffs on suits then. Pity they couldn't be arsed to dress professionally when they actually had a high profile job. This. Dress like fucking tramps week-in, week-out, in front of millions and then dress to impress at a pre-season friendly. Pair of cunts.

They've had money to splash on 1 or 2 top quality signings. They've bought nobody that'll move them forward quickly.

Need wide men. Desperately.

I do like Macron. Recently have made some smart shirts.

One of the most negative, overrated, dull, managers out there. How he keeps getting fairly decent jobs is beyond me.

Hope he has a shit welcome, the horrible wanker.

Henderson voted to be on the front cover of FIFA 16 with Messi.

So, if this is true, we can presume that thumb cunt Charnley is the decision maker on the board.

Absolute cart horse. Maybe I'm missing something, but I also don't think he's up to much. Not that there are many decent English defenders to choose from at the moment.

Whatever McClaren is, he's professional. He's not a chancer like Pardew or Carver, and that alone is cause for a modicum of optimism. He speaks well, he conducts himself well, and by all accounts knows his stuff. I just sincerely hope we're one of his 'hits' and not misses, like at Forest.

Would he have worked with McClaren at QPR?

Good luck.

This is the 'football board', surely?

Probably is. A right pair of clowns, those two.

It's been two years since Swansea last won a trophy and they were four points off a European spot this year. It's a boring club. Boat loads of plastic fans there too.