toon25

Along with Bruno, has to be up there as our player of the season so far.

5th to 17th is so fucking tight man

I don't think I like Rambi

Knew he'd scored, wor Bruno

That Igor Tiago is smashing it atm

Arteta is absolutely insufferable, like. The only utterly insufferable cunts that had preceded him - Klopp, Mourinho etc had at least achieved something

Gerrin

At this rate, with what's going on in the world, I'd like to say absolutely

We'd put up an infinitely better showing that this shite Wham are putting up. Absolutely fuck all up front.

3-0 Great goal

Wham being absolutely botted

Fucking Brighton cunts

Comes across as a bit of a try-hard/grindset wanker:

Will be very pleased to get anything near 20 million for him

Brennan Johnson will be available for them

Whoever goes there will have to be a fucking patsy. The owners want their investments played, so there's no doubt they'll be having their say as to the team sheet

Stats are far from impressive

He's just a symbol of past incompetence. I'd bet he manages loans like he used to play.

The Dippers have been fucking dire. Frimpong looks shite too

Some kid called Wellity Lucky on the dippers bench

The irritating thing is that it matters not a jot if they flop - which they likely will.

Hate the cunt, me.

The money they've spent on shite/bang average absolutely beggars belief. But then you dig beneath the surface and you see the number of players they hoover up across the globe and can sell on at a profit and you realise that this is a fucking rotten enterprise. Imagine supporting them, man.

Xavi, Marco Silva, Rosenior and Glasner are the bookies early favourites