toon25

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There's definitely some backhanders and dodgy dealings involved in some of the deals they do, like.

The same world that Anthony Elanga is a £55m winger

Can't you be banned?

Also...got to love it when not very clever people pretend to be very clever. Always ends in tears.

Absolutely spot on Add in the 'ambition' sound bites in the hope he'll be ushered up the chain at some point

Via a stint at AC Milan.

Gives off proper middling private school head boy vibes. A fucking sycophant too

Absolutely not

Pards and Kebab. The best combo.

Eesh. Not looking forward to this. That kid they've got is going to cause problems

Or Alan Shitth, Andy Faye, Xisco, Riviere or Jack Cuntback

Give owa man

He will never, ever, be worth 55 million quid. Ever.

50p feet

Can't stand this lot, like. Plastic fucking vacuum of a club.

FUCKING CUNT

And of course they sub off the players that should have been sent off.

Inevitable that cunt would score

FUCKING CUNT

I fucking hate the little cunt, me. And fake hand bandages can get to fuck too

Werner turned to absolute fucking pig shit after signing for Cuntsea

Conor Gallagher to Villa

Lewis-Skelly for Arsehole today took he absolute piss with how long he took to throw the fucking ball in.

Fucking Bayern 11 points ahead of 2nd place after an 8-1 win today