toon25

And be a willing cuck to the 'Blue Co' wankers

In the running for the Oxford job

They've thrown enough shit at the fan for some to stick. And they're undoubtedly one of those clubs that 'cannot fail' from the PL's brand perspective. But whilst they could win a few cups, they'd never be able to maintain the consistency over the course of a season to win the league. They'll probably spend 100+ in January and be no better off.

He's a wonderful, wonderful footballer.

Rosenior is a good shout

It'll be another grateful try-hard. Scott Parker, Kieran McKenna, Will Still etc. Someone of that ilk would be my guess

He's on the list, don't...

He wouldn't (rightfully) stand for the imposition of a neverending conveyor belt of players that he'd have to shoehorn into the side

He was the perfect patsy for that cunt Boehley.

Very tough game

He's pure, pure class. Like Bruno, he's an absolute cut above this season. Even better that he's a fan, like.

Don't half fucking hate Brighton, like. A club utterly protected by Chelsea

Winger, keeper, fullback, central midfielder, centre back

Has been nothing short of brilliant this season

Warrior

The bloke at the back looks like Eric Pickles. The fat cunt.

Was one, if not our best, player if the season before being shunted out at LB

Jesus man

He's a very very good player, like. We absolutely have to play to his strengths and we'll be a better team for it too. He's unique

Ffs

One man team this season tbh. Been brilliant

Celtic

Title challengers, Villa, apparently

Asshole Villol