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Sociedad have been utter shit so far this season. Wonder if Zubimendi is regretting his decision...

Gutted we didn't get to play Euro shite like Young Boys and Zagreb last year. Was just out fucking luck

He's not a centre forward imo. Nowhere near as effective

Graeme Souness is incredibly galling. Especially given how much of a fucking car crash his management was at the end. Another 'get into them' merchant.

I quite like Sturridge, I have to say. Doesn't seem like he's there to lick boots and do bants

There's something gone on with Merson, like. From being a complete joke on soccer Saturday to now getting prime gigs. He's got to be filling some sort of quota

Danny fucking Mills. Utter wanker and bellend. Andy cunting Townsend. Fucking cockroach. Literally cannot be binned off. A proper 'get it in the box' merchant. Micah 'bants' Richards.

Just seen that James Rodriguez now plays for Rayo Vallecano. What a strange career.

Get to fuck City.

Got to stop Smith Rowe.

Great ball carrier

He's turning 29 next August. Wouldn't call that soon tbf He's also a fucking warrior of a player. Bad half today, but v. Southampton we'd have been screwed

This Champions League rejig seems absolutely shite. 3 days of pure TV wank.

He's at the Moorings in Boothstown

So much class. Every touch, you could tell how good he was

Perfect

It was probs at a toddlers birthday party at a village hall in Wolverhampton

What a shit hole changing room. Befitting of the club, I suppose

Fucking. Shite.

He looks and sounds like a deadbeat PE teacher who's somehow got a promotion to head of year

Enjoy your phone-in on TalkShite

Schar is just a phenomenal player.

Jesus, what a relief

8 fucking minutes?