Luc

Meh, that's the only thing to say really.

I'd rather have Tiff Needell here.

So then who? Duff? Ranger? Owen in a 4-5-1? Most stupid question ever! Ranger all the way, man

Hughton is smart enough not to start Shola, he isn't blind.

I'm happy we did not get him.

Sir Bobby. If that would be possible

O my god, I hope you're wrong there!

I rate Moyes. But first we have to get the organisation right.

Ruud Gullit 40/1

Rijkaard is available! So is Curbs

Same old Shearer.

The plus side is that Shearer will take charge

http://www.nufcpics.com/image/Damien-Duff-signs_272625.jpg

This is waht I don't get. Should have sorted this all out ages ago. It's a real shame because I like Ashleys plans, but at the same time I respect Keegan as a manager. They just wanted different things, and they should have known it wouldn't work much earlier. I'm sticking with the club though. I don't think Ashley is a bad guy, Keegan just wasn't the best fit for what he wants to do. But what benefit is there in getting rid now, unless there's someone better lined up? Who's available?

Newcastle are 11th in the Premier League having picked up just four points from their opening three games. :doh: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/7593683.stm

And to think Luque was the best payed player in the dutch league

Luque returns to Spain and signs for Malaga Madrid - Spanish Liga club Malaga Sunday signed Albert Luque from Ajax for an undisclosed sum, the club said. Luque, 30, was also wanted by Racing Santander, but has finally opted for newly-promoted Malaga, where he was on loan from Mallorca nine years ago. He has failed to set the world alight since leaving Spain in 2005. Luque failed to hold down a regular place first at Newcastle United, then at Ajax. The Catalan striker started his career at Mallorca in 1998, went on loan to Malaga in 1999, returned to Mallorca then joined Deportivo Coruna in 2002. Luque was part of the Spain squad at the 2002 World Cup finals and also at Euro 2004. In other Spanish transfer news, Brazilian midfielder Eduardo Costa has left Espanyol to join Italian club Lecce, and Mikel Balenziaga has joined Athletic Bilbao from second division Real Sociedad.

Joins Malaga tomorrow.

What did he do?

I would join Harry-Norway being a mackem and continue taking the piss on this forum.

To sign Lennon?

They really think Milner was one of our best players

Milner is there with Rafa.

Nile Ranger can cover RW.