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Surprised he's not been his insufferable self, got on the plonk and posted a video jumping about his living room.

The only way you're gonna pull, supping a pint of Speckled Hen propping the bar up while the rugger's on tbh.

Mackem mate reckons Neyel is favourite for the Stoke job

Really showed how poor some of our fringe players are tonight. We might have a good starting XI, but the squad is still far from great.

Trippier making the difference. Hope we never have to see an over-hit Ritchie set piece ever again.

Unfortunately, it'll be sung in 10 seconds as a one-liner: Gimmegimmegimmeastrikerfrswedenhesoursennaforwudndheplaysinattackimmegimmegimmeastrikerfrswedenfirstnameszanderandheplaysattack

Tbf I've long thought Ando's link is someone on the physio/doctor side and his posts are because he's been told we've got medicals booked. In that regard the timing of his last post and today's news - and that Downie's tweet that Ashworth and Nickson are actually in Spain to complete the deal - would tie in. Doubt he'll wade in to correct me but if all the above is true, I'm not sure to what extent he's told who's actually having one, hence the posts being vague.

While our friends down the road have the dribbliest fans.

What fucking ace news!

Imagine what it must’ve been like going to watch them in the 1800s? Keep in mind in the 21st century they’ll curl one out wherever they see fit, at a time when public hygiene was extremely poor you mustn’t have been able to move for mounds of turds.

Who’d hold the phone better? Edwards or Romano? Discuss.

Here’s some top-level questionable content for you all to examine in minute detail.

Probably a wine glass or two.

It's Arsenal's year

Ah man, that would've been hilarious.

Balls.

If there's any truth in it, I'd fucking love the club to put something out they've got an agreement in principle or whatever now

Then they'll boot off if Liverpool fans sing about Munich.

Need a bewlevard in there.

The song Burnley sang for him started creeping in from the Strawberry corner yesterday.

Love the match report headline on the club website: “Magpies held by the champions in six-goal thriller” We didn’t hold them, they held us

Also said he turned down managing the mackems in 1992 as well.