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cheating is wrong, unless you get caught. Steven Taylor didn't and for that I thank the fucker. Fuck Slumdog Millionaire and all that shite, give the guy an Oscar. In all seriousness, they edged it first half, but we battered them in the second. It would have been interesting to see the outcome had we had 2 from Owen/Martins/Viduka fit. They had their best 2, and we were playing with a kid with little experience and a donkey. They appear to offer very little without Cisse. IMO, they'd have been better selling Jones if they could get someone else. Fuck knows where we'd have been without Nolan, he impressed me. MoTM for me goes to Enrique, considering the problems he's had. Was impressed with the way he got forward, but also held his nerve defensively. A point gained and its WBA next week. Hopefully Martins and possibly Viduka will be back. Lets do them and IMO, in we'll be alreet.

oh, another thing not mentioned Sbragia said at the press conference. Last year they were made to go about 11 o'clock from their training ground, which he thought was too early. They had no choice, the polis made them. Said it affected them as they were sat around in the dressing room too long (said its too small, and got hot easily - QUALITY!). Said they're going when they want to this year. Hope the fuck the polis have stepped in again and took them along far too early.

a mackem mate of mine is going, he's just rang. They're being escorted up from the station, near the dog and parrott he's had a pint glass thrown at him, someone's chucked a cone at the polis and our fans tried to charge at them. Got doused with tear gas.

Dunno yet. At the time, with money being tight I refused to pay £45 for a ticket. Wish I was going now! Can't wait to finish uni and start working again so I can get a season ticket again!

sat in on the interview with Sbragia Century just played. Legends saying he didn't sound confident. I have to say he didn't like. Can't believe they edited out how much he said "its a game the same as every other"...

Guy on the Legends seems to think Michael Johnson is part of the deal. No substance in it, just his guess.

Whack Century on for pre-match buildup. This is a blatant attempt at me trying to plug my own 'work' while I was on placement at Century, but any fan opinions they play were from my interviews. Got some right characters on there. Of course it was bias editing, pick statements from thick mackems, and thoughtful insights from our fans (although to give variation theres still a couple of mongs from our lot) listen out for the mackem kid who speaks like a 90 year old woman

If I see mackem cunt I'll push the bastard over. then I'd go down to where he fell and kick the fucker in the heed a few times just to make sure he was dead. sorry

same mate. I fucking hate derby nerves. then again, football wouldn't be the same without it.

tomorrow, 5pm.

If I had the wings of a sparra, If I had the arse of a crow, I'd fly over sunlun tomorra, and shit on the bastards below BELOW! shit on the bastards below BELOW! shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below!

my blind optimism has skyrocketed today. I think we'll win. Go 1 up and the crowd will definitely get going, which will be oh so important. Might stick money on 2-2 though, with our home record this season.

No, we've pulled our finger out (ever so slightly) and are trying to address this mess in order to keep our Premier League status.

One of my housemates does music tech, and another is useful with it, as am I. Does anyone have a clip of Kinnear calling him Insomnia? I really fancy having a bash at remixing Faithless....

Ahhhh. Steven Taylor is equal to Phil Bardsley, yet Danny Collins is better than Seb Bassong. Glad to see you've done your preparation on us, Mr. Mackemscout.

mackems.gif Kinnear then lists how each week he's going to a different team. He lists Chelsea, Arsenal, Man United........ and Leeds.

If you listen to any match buildup on Century, and you hear the opinions of fans, I put them together. I made sure I put a proper mackem simpleton in, just to avenge them ripping it out of us for man shitteee man

Ketsbaia's Shiny Head and I were trying to think of a song for him last night. I dunno if he's posted it, but this was the best we could muster. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KKAIlrkSZOg BACK UP, BACK UP, LOOK WHO WE GONE SIGNED NOW.. KEVIN NOLAN NOLAN NOLAN NOLAN NOLAN KEVIN NOLAN NOLAN NOLAN NOLAN NOLAN.

sweeeeeet. Going to the press conference again tomorrow I think, could be good if he's unveiled too.

we're going to get done over. Easily. Dunno if I can be arsed to drag mesel' out now.

"knee injury" Geordie dialect cover up of "no injury" you think?

Hughton didn't mention anything yesterday when listing out who we'll be missing.

watched him do that interview yesterday. He's dead canny.

he won't pass his medical. He's out tonight with a knee injury according to .cock mackems.gif

anyone else noticed the club website's had a typo? Or we've managed to sign another/cloned David Edgar. http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1536827,00.html