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if only it was written in the rules that an offering of food from Gregory's Maison of Fine Wine and Cuisine HAD to be included with any contract offer.

smb to sign Malbranque apparantly.

is Dazza actually being serious like?

link?

so is the buying out his contract thing out the window then?

I'd contemplate having a little weep if this was true. He obviously has quality, although he never shone at Euro 2008, but Fulham, ffs? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article1486644.ece

whey aye! I'm 2nd despite forgetting to predict the Donny game!

is that just a typo? I've got the number in me phone as 2611571, unless they've got a 2nd line and swapped the 5 and 7 around just to be awkward?

whey whatever it said has been taken off now...

I'd love it if he flew in to SJP tonight at about 3am for talks, so poor old David Craig was dragged out of bed to go and report on it, while being surrounded by all the drunks coming out the clubs. It won't happen, but it'd be fucking funny.

Really? I'm feeling quite optimistic tonight, so I'm gonna interpret that as being a good thing.

can we not just keep him playing centre half? I'm still mentally scarred by the last Faye to play in a defensive mid position.

and in reply to Tooj's comment regarding Walker. You wouldn't dare attack us anyway, not after we throw our underground army of screaming tattooed psycho's at you. AKA. Byker's finest.

erm, we're crazy for knives over here at the minute. Its the in-trend.

wtf?

fair enough we have Barton, but the mackems are gonna be well hated next season with those horrible little cunts Diouf and Chimbonda in the team.

I didn't see any "el wide of the markio" unfortunately. mackems.gif

ahh poop.

well thats any forthcoming fancy dress functions taken care of! Skirge, ring Magic Box again and ask if we buy a Spiderman mask, do we get a long curly blondey brownish wig for half price?

fuck off Carrick.

has anyone had a spy at a chron today yet? Is the much loved one reporting it?

Just while I'm on Newsnow, here's the take on it from the mother of all things Newcastle United, NUFCblog...

Dave 4 Midsomer Murders.