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James Milner in "As You Like It" tonight.

He must have been given more time off. There's been no pictures of him training this week.

Edgar I reckon, who's center midfield? Zog, I'd imagine.

likes to start his sentences with "no" alot.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/07/19/jonas-forced-to-drop-spider-man-mask-72703-21370520/

she announced to the whole bus that her mate had bailed going to town with her (not surprised, looking like that) so she was going down the Teams instead. I had headphones in, but I still heard that.

Didn't we play DC United and Columbus Crew in 2000? IIRC, we got beat 2-0 off DC United, and drew 2-2 with "The Crew".

trawling the picture forum on chat, I know who you are now! Did you see that absolute slapper in the pink? She was sat behind me, she smelled like a fucking pick 'n' mix bag.

not this game, but SSN said regarding Fulham vs Celtic at Craven Cottage, Fulham have the away end, Celtic have the other 3 stands!

ahhh fuck. Hopefully Keegan wants him to stay.

where did you read that? The only place I've seen it is on NUFC blog, so I'm discarding it.

why ? if someone offers us more than we feel he is worth then fine. not like we've seen enough to say how good he is. but still i like the idea of 2 first teamers (harper.given) and two back ups/reserves (forster.krul) soderberg aint 18 till this sunday (research from madras..f***ing hell people) so he is edge of reserves and in the youths. He's a highly rated youngster, and so far his time here seems to have gone to plan with his successful loan spell and breaking into the U21s. The smart thing to do would be to loan him out for one more season then get rid of Given or Harper and make him 2nd choice. The rumoured price is something like 2 million euros, that is peanuts. It makes me wonder what we will do when Tozer, Kadar, LuaLua etc reach 19/20. This. Or in the words of that crazy, mystical being, Haroldus-Norwayus, " "

they're paying in euro's 'cos they're all fucking Irish man. Quinn and his kronies "don't do the pound".

KD, my mackem mate said its been on SSN that they've bid for 4 of your players. I told him I reckon Bent, Dawson, and 2 from Kaboul, Malbranque (linked in one of the rags) and O'Hara (probs on loan). Is there anyone you're looking to shift I might have missed? Knowing him, he's probably got his hopes up and thinks its Berbatov, Keane, Woodgate and Huddlestone or something.

its Cacapa.

ZARAGOZA- The executive of the Benfica and is a player Rui Coast travelled to Zaragoza to close the pair to the Benfica of Pablo Aimar. In the Aragonese club, in which continues without appearing Oliveira, Marcelino recognized that preferred another situation of the staff that has been found to begin the work but that was foreseeable. "We knew that we were going to have difficult to put on file players and to find destiny for the ones that should leave", the technician said that needs six acquisitions more

Robbie Elliotts got himself a job on the coaching staff. http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1344975,00.html 'Strength and conditioning' coach working alongside Mark Hulse.

just watched the video, nothing much. Apparantly its pronounced "Juan-as", for those who have been running round calling him "Jo-nas", myself included.

That article is so poorly written... ....to pick on 3 points at least. I always fancied being a sports journo. I reckon I'd have a chance.

I remember once he said there was a massive scoop in one of his shitty rags (buy it, only 55p) and it turned out to be a one liner in one of those shitty "gossip" things they stick in the corner to fill space. I was reading said newspaper in work tonight actually, and in that "heard a rumour?" bit, where Joe Public texts in, and it was perhaps the most far-fetched thing ever. It was something like "My mate's brother cleans Gary Johnson's windows and he hold him that [whoever it was] is going to sign for Bristol City in the next couple of days"

SSN just done the back pages. Nowt mentioned.

Just had a look on the mirror website, and theres nowt on there, but they've got "In Pictures: Lampard sulks his way through training". This is the last picture and caption... http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/jul2008/6/1/278A2C1B-A212-0AA4-A69B54F375159676.jpg "Big Phil pats SWP on the head. This has nothing to do with Frank Lampard, but makes for an entertaining pic nonetheless."

never knew Kev lived in a Blackburn household.

I know, I laughed out loud.