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Should be better than the one Allardyce had with his headset! hmmm, I can see what they're trying to do. The kids are on holiday, its a chance to see players in the flesh etc but its a bit dressed up.

also, that guy has one hell of a funny way of spelling 'Derek'.

or why don't we get some quality to replace him?

he's a weird 'un, Bellamy. One minute he's seen putting his own money into improving the standard of living in Africa, the next he's lowering himself to stupid little things like that.

I'd drive him to Goodison meself if we got £1.5m. Everton may be doing us for that price, but Man Utd did us for £6m. He is absolutely fucking cack. For me he's up there rivalling Amdy Faye for the title of "Most Useless Lump of Turd to play for Newcastle" in the last 3-4 years. At least Ameobi put 2 past the mackems.

No. fucking hell this is dragging like!

been at work since 9, not heard owt, and not trawling through at least 9 pages of shite since I last read this thread. Have the club confirmed he's signed?

YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING ARSE!!!! not again why oh why did I fall for it?

3am unveiling man, I said it before, they're the way forward, getting all the drunks coming out of Tiger Tiger (eurgh!) mobbing poor old David Craig shouting "wuh gan win tha leeeg" before heading off to Munchies for some grease topped with grease.

same here

see Fabio Cannavaro. EDIT: aye, knew he was small, Wiki has him at 5'9 and a half.

not if you're president of Deportivo La Coruna.

was he the guy Fulham had on loan the season before last?

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I wonder how good his English is. Will he not be able to string a sentence together, or will we be surprised like we were with Jonas?

Yup. IMO can't judge pre-season without them, 'cos I think they would make a difference. In all honesty, from the moment the fixtures were released, I reckoned that 6 points from our opening 5 was the best we could hope for.

can I ask, what were those that are concerned, concerned of? Relegation? In all honesty I never thought we'd hit it off this season, was hoping for Intertwobob really. For whatever reason, (can't put my finger on it) the optimist in me has disappeared tonight.

OMGZZZZ!!!!!!1111111!!!!1111!!!111! relegation beckonz.

spot on. Had a fair few pints, bit craic on with the lads and am talking to this lass I was a bit on-offy with again. Ahh hang on, this is football, not general chat. Actually, nah I'm totally fucked off we didn't win a pre-season friendly. I'm hoping the tree I can see outside will suspend 11 1/2 stone tomorrow 'cos I'm gonna go and hang meself.

this is the drink talkin, but ffs, 19 pages on a pre-season friendly....

mackem cunt.

watched it in the pub. Ended up discussing how Boddingtons isn't widely available on tap. Anyone that shares this anger, please PM, I'm up for starting a campaign.

regardless of how much money this guy has, he can fuck off if he isn't prepared to conga into the boardroom in front of niall quinn after beating the mackems.