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Luke Moore should've scored. Southampton are fucking woeful at defending corners. Good to see Pearson doing his job!

Clement should have scored!

swear down I saw him winning Mastermind a few years back.

A Man City fan was. http://smf.citymancs.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=ls4u8nu92qs8dob889bv7ishr4&topic=9958.0

how did SSN find this, is it just nicked from one of the rags?

"Toon Toon Pepperami" vs Palace at SJP a few years back, anyone? Dunno if that was funny, or just sad as its the only way we could keep ourselves amused during that game...

the funniest thing I've seen at a match was last season at SJP when this bloke popped a bag of crisps behind another bloke, and the other bloke got one hell of a fright, and berated the crisp-popper, before getting up and leaving in disgust and not returning.

Spoiled f****** c***s. you beat me to it!

This is on Facebook, apologies if its ever been linked before. A fun way to get over the disappointment of not signing Modric though! I'm going down my mates this afternoon to play it, should be a laugh! - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. - Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking - Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager - In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty. - Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager. - Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager. - Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer - Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager - Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky - Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round - Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer - Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer - Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager - Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed - Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager - Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager - Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager. - Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice. - Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager - Whenever the Carlos Tevez affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2229158381

Thats what I think. It'd be criminal for negotiations to proceed all the way through to a contract being signed without the manager trying to sell the club to the player - something Keegan can do (even if its making up s****! Rob Lee, anyone?) If I was Keegan I'd say to Mort I want to be involved, to find out about the player I'd be managing, ask what his ambitions are in the game, and if I was the player I'd be wanting to meet Keegan, to find out his ambitions and goals for the club. Domestically and with other English speakers yes, but it would make little difference with international players, especially with personnel from some of the Eastern European/South American clubs where the transfer choices do not belong to the player. I'd be wary of making those kind of signings tbh.

haha well tried! I await the complete shite story Anal writes as to why Modric went to the spuds over us.

Thats what I think. It'd be criminal for negotiations to proceed all the way through to a contract being signed without the manager trying to sell the club to the player - something Keegan can do (even if its making up shite! Rob Lee, anyone?) If I was Keegan I'd say to Mort I want to be involved, to find out about the player I'd be managing, ask what his ambitions are in the game, and if I was the player I'd be wanting to meet Keegan, to find out his ambitions and goals for the club.

not that bastard site!

howay man, be positive! The quotes.com have...

it said fee agreed, terms agreed. Only thing pending is the work permit application.

Eh? So combining all reports, we had £18.5m knocked back, and spurs had £15.8m accepted? fair enough.....

exactly. From what the Sun reports, the £1.5m difference between what we had rejected and Spurs had accepted should, in theory, mean nowt to a billionaire like Ashley and I'd be surprised if we didn't match Spurs' bid if/when we caught wind of their offer. What I'd pay to see the look on that grumpy bastard N'Zogbia's face now though!

If it's on their official site, I think it might just be set in stone. It'd be hilarious if it wasn't true, though. ahhhhhhhhhh shit. Never knew that. Just seen it though

ffs, the Sun said yesterday we're after Henry. They also had the little bit saying Bilic told Modric to sign for us. Absolute bollocks. Don't know if this is the booze speaking, but don't give up yet!

with NUFC and Spurs, I won't believe it 'til I see it.

nice to see that one variation of the new uniform for Tesco employee's has been based on the new Chelsea shirt. Or vice versa!

chants to the tune of "Luka" by Suzanne Vega? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZyxYL753w4&feature=related I'm thinking "His name is Luka, in a few years he'll be twenty fouuurrr"

for anyone wondering thats a croation guy basically saying that the deal wasnt scrapped it was just postponed until today, as iceman blue said yesterday I like the Croatians, they know their stereotypes of the British people!

Been on the :toke: ? Kna to eagerly even for me Arsenal linked with him to ya know.. http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/Newcastle-to-beat-Chelsea-and.4015097.jp nice to see the mackem times are doing their own research, not following others, by suggesting we'll pay £8m less than all the other rags seem to think.

doesn't make a difference. They'll have spent all their dole money on smack and pastys for their bairns, they'll have no other choice but to take the £25 option.