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I know this is non-NUFC, but surely this is a typo, and there should be a decimal point in there... "WEST HAM boss Alan Curbishley is planning an £18million raid for Argie striker Mauro Zarate. Zarate, 21, is on loan at Birmingham from Al-Sadd in Qatar." http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article988799.ece Zarate would cost £2m more than what we paid for Michael Owen, and Barca for Henry?

I always thought that was named after Tommy Craig. The sketch looks like Craig. Sellars had the sweeter left foot though. might be a sketch of Craig, but I thought I did read in one issue (when they did an interview with Sellars), that Chris Tait had named the column in Sellars' honour.

Is there a reason for sunderland not being an option, or are we just taking them as a given? Chelsea easily. As I said in another thread today, I have Chelsea supporting relatives, all of whom are absolute cunts. And I hated (do I still hate?!) Dennis Wise.

Isn't the "Sweet Left Foot" column in the Mag named in honour of him?

I have a lot of Chelsea fans on my mothers side of the family, who are all toffs. Twats of the highest order. The lot of them. Wouldn't bother me if it meant helping Man Utd winning the title, for the above reason I hate Chelsea a lot more.

Just watched the interview on World. Quite a well spoken chap.

Teamtalk's list of who we're after is Pennant, Riise, Scott Brown and McGeady. http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,2483_3399419,00.html

urgh I brought this up with a bunch of mackem mates last night. All I said is the rumour is Keegan wants Henry. Fuck me. "eeya man, are yew for fuckin reeal? Dew yew think that Henry would want to sign for yew lot? Ya knar worrit iz, as sewn as yew dew well, yaz think yaz are gonna win the fuckin league, get a fuckin grip on reality man". etc etc.

Tim Krul in Tiger Tiger last night

with regards to the picture of Martins and Faye dancing, wait till you see Beye lift Owen up after he scores. Nearly flips him over!

Its been piss easy really, Reading have done little to threaten. Owen's goal was a well timed run, and Vidukas was on a plate.

Portsmouth make the final. Crap game.

SSN yellow breaking news ticker, will get a link when I find one. Interesting I think, and no doubt it'll really piss off Milan fans.

Probably true when comparing him to most players in that division. really, I'll have to give me grandad a call, he might come out of retirement.

a cracking bit on the Stoke City official site. http://www.stokecityfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10310~1275042,00.html the bit about "electric pace and power"

I reckon the best move for him would be to go to a newly promoted PL side next season (Stoke, Bristol City or whoever it is that comes up). He has some PL experience behind him and can score the odd goal when he's not tripping over his own feet. Not saying he'd be getting 15 a season, but a newly promoted team could do worse. If they were to go back down, I think he'd be a decent Championship player, similar to Chopra. Bids of about £3m would be reasonable. If all else fails, hopefully the supposed rumour of the smogs wanting him is still true. If so, they can have him for £5m.

Harry-Norway, are you actually Mick Lowes? (for anyone that didn't know, he must've said "if Fulham go down, Newcastle should go in for Bullard" at least a dozen times on Saturday)

Its Easter. Think of it as a gift, rather than a chocolate egg.

Just thought I'd start this while I'm watching Spurs-Pompey. Spurs have looked the better team like. Have to say I've grown in respect for Pompey now they're wearing all blue, not blue shirts, white shorts and red shorts.

fucking bricking it.

I still can't fathom why the fuck this story appeared on "Dunstable Today"

nice to see they're up-to-date on players and their whereabouts.

I think Fulham have to go for the win though, even if that's a bit out of character for the cautious Hodgson. A draw is a worse result for them than it is for us. I still think they'll play defensively knowing Hodgson. Maybe not as defensively as Bolton but looking to catch us on the break. Yeah agreed with that, but they need the points more than us. So they cant sit back all game they are running out of games. yeah, I think they're definitely going to have to come at us, 1 point is no good to them, they need 3. I reckon we should keep Owen, Martins and Viduka up front. Hopefully Keegan has already decided on this after Brum. Owen was too deep on Monday. Personally I think Viduka should be the one dropping deep, and if we can feed the ball to his feet, he should (if he can be arsed) be able to hold it up to supply the on-running Owen and Martins. Thats what I'd do if I were in charge, but who knows. I'm not the gaffer.

with Jenas getting picked for England squads, I hope to f****** god he isn't there come 2010 (assuming we make it) in a semi-final penalty shootout. If he gets picked, we should sacrifice two places in our squad to pick two nightclub bouncers to pin him to the ground before the useless fucker tries to step up and put his country out of the World Cup.

I know obviously Jenas is hated due to what he said about life at NUFC, and obviously his previous attempt at taking a penalty. But I'd also like to take the piss out of the fucking cunt of a man that is Pascal Chimbonda. Pascal, that has to be the worst fucking penalty that I have ever seen.