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Jenas and Chimbonda missing. 2 of the biggest cunts in football :lol: :lol: Its wanking material!

Didnt he miss two pens in one game not so long ago? Fancy PSV and Everton. yeah, thats what they said. Speculating he must've said he didn't fancy it. Whereas Gravesen will.

if its not obvious enough to our merry bunch, with us playing on Monday, it should mean that come kick off, we know exactly where we stand, and exactly how big a step a win would be, and what we'd need to do thereafter.

Everton game into extra time

never knew the UEFA cup final was at the City of Manchester Stadium like.

can Fiorentina actually be arsed? They've done fuck all going forward all night.

as soon as that left Arteta's boot I thought "thats going in"

I know it cant really be possible but it does make you wonder if stranger forces are at work :-[ nowt compared to the "ITV nicking the coverage of your UEFA cup game from channel 5 and thus resulting in you getting beaten/knocked out" curse.

Abdoulaye Faye thumping header.

also any winner in the Tyne-Wear derby.

We get to play Derby 3 times this season? are you joking on or being serious? That is the transporter bridge in his picture...

eh? So if we don't play him (which we should) we're not technically honouring his contract? So, if we don't do that, he becomes unhappy and will want to leave? Sorted!!! surely the most sensible option would be to take out a contract on HIM, thus rendering everything else null and void nah, if we do that we can't recoup 10p and a half-sucked smartie back from someone gullible enough to buy him from the £6m we wasted on the bastard.

same guy, but at Grimsby away.

eh? So if we don't play him (which we should) we're not technically honouring his contract? So, if we don't do that, he becomes unhappy and will want to leave? Sorted!!!

call him a fat waster or whatever, but considering Smith gets picked ahead of Martins and Carroll, I'd have Viduka up front with undroppable Owen anyday. At least he can score. Knock a ball in for him like against West Ham at home and if he can get on the end of it like he did then, I'll be forever grateful.

sick of being one of 10s of thousands still stuck with local hero? Well, some sad cunt has recorded Newcastle chants and uploaded them onto a website. http://www.fanchants.com/football-team/newcastle_united/

whats the best odds on Barnsley at the minute? I'm having a tenner on them and out of the 4, want them to win it. For beating both Liverpool and Chelsea they deserve it, and theres a Barnsley nut on my course. So jealous of Pompey though. 5 years ago they were playing in what was division 1. Now they're beating us, having higher prem finishes than us, and in with a shout of winning the FA Cup. Newcastle meanwhile, continue to be mediocre, blowing their slim hopes of winning a cup (Lisbon, drawing either Arsenal or Chelsea) and now find themselves in a relegation dogfight.

what about this one... http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/mattcobb/training.jpg Taylor: "tenner bets he misses that open goal" Diatta: "no way! No-one is that shit!" Taylor: "wanna bet?" Martins: [too himself] "fucking hell. How does this pillock get a game ahead of me?" Keegan: [laughing]: "For the last time, Terry, put it away!!!"

I'm not arsed if he does or if he doesn't. But its going to piss off mackems no end, and because of that, I say give him a knighthood.

I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but I'm going to offer one to 1878 and kingdawson as a means of consolation 'cos I'm nice 'n' that. And I put it down to us going out to Alkmaar last season. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the "ITV broadcasting your game theory". Last season, we were chugging along fine in this lovely little competition with Channel 5 showing our games. Why, we even beat Zulte-Waregem for pete's sake! Zulte fucking Waregem! Do you know how class they are? The last game Channel 5 showed was the 4-2 home win over AZ Alkmaar. It was a bit edgy, but we thought we could do the job in Holland and get one step further to a shiny trophy. However, along came the big boys at ITV, and snatched the game away from Colin Murray and his band of merry men. And what happened? The first game ITV show of us in the UEFA cup we get beaten 2-0 and dumped out of the competition. Your honour, I firmly believe, that had Channel 5 broadcast that game, AZ Alkmaar vs. Newcastle United, the latter would have got a result, and progessed to the next round of the competition. Call it a daft conspiracy theory, or a curse, or whatever you like, but its true and you knows it!!!!!

Poyet: "Good enough to go there and win". Obviously he's not going to say they can't, but listen here Gustavo sunshine, you're talking bollllllockkkks!

the font on Spurs' tops is doing me head in. Capital letters for names man! Fucking basic rule of spelling. I personally blame Puma for the large quantities of thick kids coming out of British schools!

Can you even BEGIN to imagine the endless media fawning if Spurs won the UEFA Cup? Honestly, I feel a bit sick just thinking about it. my thoughts exactly!!! fucking come on PSV!!!

Are you Bernie Slaven? Me father said thats all he kept going on about on the Legends last night. If I'd have been listening I'd have told the prick that our defence has already conceded 5 and 6 against Man Utd this season, so what difference does that idiotic fact make?

Zippo's Circus. We're a side act.