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and fucks off away from taking penalties. Radio Newc reckon it crept under Howard.

Penalty.... Owen.... 1-1. Keeper got close. Jesus Owen man.

Hughton's been out working with Cacapa at half-time. Radio Newc reckon Faye off.

dear lord. I texted a mackem mate asking if they've got players putting in half-arsed efforts. I couldn't picture Keane standing for that. The reply is "No. the stewards are being twats though. Stopping people doing a conga around the ground."

Erm, did u not just notice it pissing it down? is it? I'm just flicking between

I wonder why Fergie's wearing a coat on such a nice day. Is he planning to reveal a witty t-shirt come the end of 90 minutes?

Yakubu. 1-0.

mackems 1 down. Walcott.

whats the craic with the PL trophy? I'm guessing its somewhere at the JJB ready to be presented to Man Utd, but what if Wigan won? Does anyone know if theres a duplicate that is at Stamford Bridge? Or do Chelsea go without today?

My mates just texted me to say down his place he's got Soccer Special on the TV on mute, our match on the radio, and is also watching the Man Utd game (on mute) by 'other means'!

Good to see Carroll starting. Interesting to see Tozer on the bench.

"He never played senior football again (a true blessing). Many consider the release of Fat Mike by Newcastle United to be one of the defining moments in the history of the premier league as his participation in a premier league team lowered the standard of the league." good guy Hooper, doorman at the something arms and Walkabout in Durham anyone remember his last game against Spurs, absolutely inspired performance that night, saved a pen from Klinsman aye, went completely the wrong way but deflected it over the bar with his legs/feet iirc.

Edgar Davids? What the fuck? I refuse to acknowledge that NOTW article as long as it has that cunt Dunn's name at the top of it.

legend. End of.

Cinho Santos. Put Ronald inho in, and it decided to Brazillify him even more and turn him into Ronildo.

Ebbsfleet United beat Torquay 1-0 to win the FA Trophy.

what a fucking goal!

Ben Watson.... scores. Excellent pen. 1-1

Palace penalty....

Palace are doing an excellent job of just wheeling out "And its Crrrryyyyystaaaal Palace, Crrrryyyystal Palace FC...." over and over again.

Brilliantly worked free-kick by Bristol City. Palace 0-1 Bristol City

Broadsheets The Times - "Kevin Keegan and Mike Ashley make up" http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/newcastle/article3904976.ece The Independent - "Keegan talks end split at Newcastle" http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/keegan-talks-end-split-at-newcastle-825437.html The Guardian - "Tense talks end in truce between Ashley, Keegan and Wise" http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/may/10/premierleague.newcastleunited1 again, another article by wheyse keys. Tabloids The Daily Mail - "Michael Owen is facing a £2m pay cut as Keegan and Ashley strike a fragile truce at Newcastle" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=565228&in_page_id=1779&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5 The Sun - "Kev mauled by Toon owner" mackems.gif (Read the bit at the top of the browser too, they call him Jack Ashley) http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article1147346.ece Daily Express - "MORT: KEEGAN MEETING 'CONSTRUCTIVE'" http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/43958/Mort-Keegan-meeting-constructive- The Mirror - "Kevin Keegan survives Newcastle showdown" http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2008/05/10/kevin-keegan-survives-newcastle-showdown-89520-20413082/ The Journal - "Ashley’s positive Kevin is his man" http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/05/10/ashley-s-positive-kevin-is-his-man-61634-20889160/ also worthy of note - "N’Zogbia falls for lure of the capital" http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/05/10/n-zogbia-falls-for-lure-of-the-capital-61634-20889161/

same here. Although Durham have had what can only be described as a wank start to the season.

hahaha "Julio Arca's mate". And to carry on the mackem link, Tore Andre Flo. Somewhere between £8-10m and 4 goals. I know we've had some s**** signings, but its always good to divert the attention. http://archive.thenorthernecho.co.uk/2001/5/19/170455.html I always remember when the mackems used to be certain Arca had full Argentina caps. B-O-L-L-O-C-K-S.

They are quotes in connection with what Keegan said after the Chelsea defeat and are valid with regards to today’s meeting. There's probably a decent chance that Monday's comments were almost nothing to do with today's meeting To be fair, todays meeting was only really held so Ashley could share his excitement at discovering a secluded little upmarket restaurant in London that did exceptional lobster thermidore. An ITK told me he couldn't believe it, and it was the best meal he'd ever had and desperately needed to share it with someone, so phoned Chris, Kevin and Jeff. Then while he was on, thought it was the perfect opportunity to make idle chat about plans for NUFC.