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Harper Nobby Taylor Rozehnal N'Zogbia Geremi Butt Milner Martins Viduka Smith would be interesting to see that.

I agree with this, but perhaps a month-to-month contract, rather than a season-long one. Out of interest, how far did Adam Sadler make it as a pro? Heard he got knocked back at Man Utd when he was younger. He's only 28 or something, could he be registered as a player if push came to shove?

to gel these two topics together, how about inventing a chant that is sarcastic? something about Babayaro and Pattison being the greatest players we've ever known? Actually, no, fuck that.

were you never told sarcasm was the lowest form of wit when you were a bairn? Well I'm SOOOOOOOO sorry. I was being sarcastic with that sarcastic comment about sarcasm

were you never told sarcasm was the lowest form of wit when you were a bairn?

its always fuckin' hilarious when on holiday they tell people they're from Newcastle, or "Near Newcastle", because nobody knows where sunderland is

thought I'd have a spy to see what their mong minds make of signing Gordon. was hoping to see "Eeeeee he's sewpa dewpa, we gonna win premya lee-ag now. Keanooooo"

another 5 minute job, to the tune of Agadoo... Mark Vid-oo-ka-ka-ka, the man came here on a free, can use his left, use his right, and left the boro 'cos they're shite. I really should be poet lauriet (sp?)

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=257424 what the fuck do they expect anyway? It's the NEWCASTLE evening chronicle. Let the Echo have it on their back page. Besides, as if Anal would let that steal his "A club insider told me" limelight!!!

Schneijder. Liked the look of him when I've seen him play. Scored a fucking beauty the other night, too.

Spike Milligan would be proud of that one mate!!!!!

I couldn't tell like. was gonna nab my username and have "Joey Barton, no centre partin, la la la la la" but thought I'd be "creative"

Mike Ashley, has a billion, so we'll sign Kaka for sixty million, something something something something Big Sam's black and white arrrrrr-meeeeee. same tune as the Jimmy Milner one. took me all of 3 minutes...

My mother thinks I'm cruel and not human for this.... ...but I do fucking love to see crying mackems with tears streaming down their chubby cheesy-chip cheeks come the final whistle after their relegation.

it was the first one

Only heard one. Jimmy Milner is brazilian etc etc.

Shay's first touch upon receiving a backpass has my heart in my mouth at times actually. Quite a few times it looks like he's taken too long to clear it and the opposing striker is going to close him down.

saw a video of a James Milner song on youtube, I'm guessing the lads on it were from the Toon Ultra's. that was an alright little chant like.

I bought a signed blackburn top at a sportsmans dinner in aid of a local sunday league team. I was f****** mortal like when I bid for it. Tried to bid for a signed Gazza Italia '90 number 19 replica top but I got outbid. The price of the blackburn top? thirty five f****** quid. I got a signed one for the price their club shop probably charges for a normal one.

something in the mould of Liverpools song about Benitez, Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Reina to the tune of La Bamba would be class. tbf, to me thats a really good chant. Original and catchy (although Garcia isn't there anymore)

its not just that some people sing too, at home games especially, the songs are shit and have no imagination. fucking sick to death of "there's only one [insert name here]"

I used to be an autograph nut in my early/mid-teens. go early on a matchday if you just want signatures, usually the opposing team will come out and have a walk on the pitch. (Only OK if you're in the Milburn paddock like) thats how I have autographs ranging from the cult-hero's that are Shaun Goater/Gianfranco Zola to rich fuckers like John Terry.

if you want autographs theres a much easier way of doing it. I did it when I was about your age Kev. write to clubs saying you support them, and basically arse them etc, however living far away and can't go to games, could you have so and so's autograph (never worked with Newcastle like). Hence I have signed photos of Rio Ferdinand, David Beckham(!), Damien Duff, a photo of the 2001-2002 Leeds squad, and Alan Smith. Also weird how 2 of those above now play for us.....! Note: I was 13/14 at this point by the way, don't mock me!

if they go down, Keane will be out of there like a shot, I'm sure of it

theres someone who perhaps vexes me that bit more... http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/mattcobb/JEFFWINTER.jpg calling off our game vs. the smogs because of snow affecting travelling fans... spouting off on SSN giving his "expert opinion" thinking he's "god of the ref's" FUCK OFF MAN.