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turns out its not exactly in Stoke, somewhere called Cheadle, which as I've found out on google maps, is quite a way out

think we're just meeting them in the city centre mate - to put us at ease! I can find out their particular town like

I'm going to Stoke on Saturday, we're meeting 3 lasses we met in Magaluf a few weeks back. To be fair, all 3 of those in question are more worthwhile winners than her

Whatever happened to the Newcastle-Gateshead Cup? Afterwards it was said they were going to look into it being made annual. Guess that wasn't the case?

narrrr! I'm at work 6-10 tonight, then 10.30-4.30 Sunday! and I'm subscribed to world, this is about the only decent thing they've offered, apart from radio commentary which was handy when I was in London. Ahh well, I suppose I'll give the father an idiot-proof guide on how to use it so he can watch!

http://www.safc.com/team/?page_id=2623 that is fucking pitiful

f*** that!Can ya imagine them saying that to Sam!he would break that f****** egg head of his! they can get fucked on that bid

any radio coverage?

hahahahaahha just seen the goal on SSN. The pass was weak as piss

I'm deluded by mackem responses thinking it was funny. Do you realise some of their lot actually believe some of that bollocks? Do you know how deluded many mackems are? I know people say Newcastle fans are deluded, and some of us are, but fuck me...

And from a Thai bloke an all! I say f*** em! Their all c***s! FUCK ME! Even if I was in the unfortunate position of being a backwards, twisty faced mackem I wouldn't find that funny. I'd prefer to let myself get shot at with BB guns by reserve team players. Pick of the mackem replies:- from "charley_hurley's_cat" : Bloody hell! I only read the first 5 or 6 lines, I have a life to live, obviously others don't. from "Connolly31" : What the hell was that??? a personal favourite, from "Mr. Thunders" : Terrible post, try supporting Sunderland first, it makes quite a difference. (I'm guessing he's a mackem, theres no evidence, although his location is "The Albion"...) from "Sir Brian Potter" : sticky? (No mate, the only thing sticky are Roy Keane's kegs upon seeing a 3 hour special of "Crufts") and finally, from "Rob S" : Amazingly and embarrassingly poor. Read 5/6 lines then stopped - too embarrassed for him to read further. PS - Stick to predicting our impending financial implosion. Now that REALLY was funny.

join the club

I'm going through the box office on Frida, me and a few lads going down. So they must come through for ST holder's by then. I've drawn the short straw of driving like. Should be good craic though. I'm just out to start "witty" new chants

Dyer? Troisi set up Owen...

mackem mates went down there for their fizzy pop league game last season. They said its an identikit ground (funny, considering their own stadium), but its better than Barnsley (where they also went). Think me and a few mates are going, setting off mid afternoon for a few drinks and to see the city. Apparantly Hull Marina is quite pleasant. Summit to do isn't it?

Be worth saying to Spurs, either cough up £5m or so, or swap him for Malbranque, either way we're guarenteed something decent out of the deal. Can't think of someone I'd really want from the other two that is realistic. EDIT: Just thought. Get £4-5m and go in for Alan Smith? Play him in midfield like he did at Man Utd. Could also play up front when Martins goes to African Nations? He's been allowed to speak to the smogs supposedly. Given the chance, surely he'd pick the smogs over us... It's an idea and will have it's critics. Opinion?

lass he knocked up 9 months ago on a wild night out in Landan has just spawned his kid. Sister arrested on drug charges 2 months ago or summit wasn't it? Why would that mean he has to move? Couldn't he just set her up in a house somewhere else? I'm joking.

lass he knocked up 9 months ago on a wild night out in Landan has just spawned his kid.

go for him. I'm getting to be an impatient little cock now. Better than a free transfer bodge-job at 11pm on August 31st.

Fucking sick of this now, I had SSN on at 11am when the news broke. Surely something more exciting is happening somewhere in the world of football

Battersea have them under contract for another 2 years...

"Did ya really take them bungs?" "What name can ah, get on on the back of me new toon top?" "D'yee like Alan Oliver?" "What's ya favourite colour?" "Who was ya idol growin' up?" "What car d'yee drive?" "H'ya been to Blu Bambu yet?" "D'yee hav lurcal herur as ya ringtone?" and finally, "Can ah get ya a bottle a' broon?"

fingers crossed...

Martins. Based purely on his goal vs. Spurs away - something from nothing. Something that Owen isn't capable of

I agree with what you're saying, but if he hacks it, then surely thats a positive