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mackem mates of mine (season ticket holders) sit near the back in the stadium of shite, and told me that written into the dust and muck on the back walls all over the place is "BNP". Not football related I know, but thought it was worth a mention to shame the unwashed, slack-jawed, inbred racist twats

INCH

he can fuck off and go and enjoy his childish games of exposing himself elsewhere

Michael Chopra - the next/new Alan Shearer

If me dad was a member on here, the name Tony Green would be plastered all over the place

Gaizka Mendieta. end of.

Bring that back!!!! I think adidas should re-make the 95-97 home "grandad collar" top (and maybe that away one) and flog it in the club shop for £30 (or less!) with those retro 1970's/80's ones in there. I'd gladly buy it over the current home top. I do possess this, with "Ferdinand 10" on, however I was a 9 year old at the time, and thus it doesn't fit anymore.

Michael Ricketts!!!!! Haha. One time got an England cap. where the hell is he now? Must be some lower league team...

Allardyce RE: Dyer. "we'll get together Monday or Tuesday next week and decide the situation, is this true, does he want to move? Then if so we'll contact the clubs in the paper asking if they were interested". When asked if he's an integral part of the squad: "Only if he wants to be here" Dyer and Barton both had the armband this afternoon.

just seen goals. Livesey should never have gotten his head on that, but tbf, was an excellent looping header. The usual quality from Nobby. Mullery tips us to finish above smogs and unwashed (as if it isn't expected)

Probably, the Hartlepool ones were. However they won't say when exactly

Stones and glass houses come to mind.... Yeah I know, makes us feel a little bit better though, that their merry bunch of inbred fans can't taunt if their massive, amazing, glorious, incredible club also can't beat lesser opposition. You know what they'd be like if they beat Scunthorpe and we lost to Carlisle, it'd make their season. Pathetic little fuckwits

unwashed 1-0 down to Scunthorpe

Its all very well to laugh.....! Here in Australia, Emu Oil(NOT S---)has been used by the Aborigines for years, both as a treatment for aches/pains etc and other ailments. In fact, I buy it from a guy who breeds them about 20 miles away - he is in his 80's and uses a drop on his breakfast every day - it has reduced his cholesterol from 6.3 to 3.8(this happened within 2 months of taking the stuff).His face & skin have very few wrinkles, so I've started doing the same(not EVERY day, mind..!!)and no probs so far. Sam might just be on to something here - at the very least, it will give Dyer one less excuse for not being fit....!! Might get meself down holland and barratt then!!!

This gets said every other year when they're in the Prem. then the fuckers dismantle the claim by getting relegated with a record low points tally and return to fizzy pop

the fountain of all knowledge that is teamtalk have an article up whereby Sam reckons he was trying to get a player this week, however the deal broke down before he could call him for a medical

So sunderland are actually helping us train???

that list is bollocks. Couldn't give it the time of day. It means nowt.

Do you reckon it'll ever get the point where we pick up a ronny and read, "I was at the barbers today, getting a short back and sides, gelled, with comb marks, like a charver, and Dave, my barber, informs me that a mate of a mate, who is a street sweeper for the city council, saw Player X at St. James' Park today, discussing personal terms..."

Since when has Edmilson captained/been in the frame for the captaincy of Brazil??? He writes such bollocks

FUCK'S SAKE!!!

what a surprise

Heinze or Barzagli please, Mr. Ashley

Take faith from this man. Sam did the above at Bolton. Who on earth had heard of Abadolaye Meite (sp?) before he turned up? He still turned out better than half the pack of jokers Roeder had on our pitch

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/journalsport/tm_headline=i-don-8217-t-want-to-leave-8211-kieron%26method=full%26objectid=19482827%26siteid=50081-name_page.html I don't get this bit like... "The Hammers – who could see Dyer as a replacement for Manchester United-bound Carlos Tevez" Dunno why Edwards thinks that when for now, Malouda is out for 6 months. Oh, and this bit, "In turn, while Newcastle are adamant they are not interested in selling one of their star players so close to the start of the season, every player has his price and an offer of more than £8m might test their resolve." Hahahahaaha! We should be so lucky!!!