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Babayaro, I suppose. Huntington. Same here

I couldn't give two shiney's about the MLS. However, The Bonk's signature......

Didn't your mother ever tell you lying was bad?

Delete that please. Apart from it being god awful, Anal will probably read this and use it out of pure desparation in a weeks time

I would much rather spend £6m on Heinze than the same (or even more) for Shorey. Still don't think he would come but I said that about Owen. I think Ferguson just doesn't want to sell him to Liverpool. Us, on the other hand, then maybe, I don't know

Yeah, I got that. However Dyer and "payments based on how much he plays" don't go together. You know if we settled on this we'd be jipped 'cos the little bastard would get injured again, hardly play and we'd get about 20 pence over the original £2 million

If Man Utd want £6m for Heinze, make a bid. Geremi and Viduka were free's, Rozenhal was £2.9m. If there's a fair budget available, then £6m for someone who is a massive step up in class to Babayaro is definitely worth it. The low cost of the 3 mentioned previously sort of balances this out, if you know what I mean...

Owen's just done an interview for SSN and bigged-up Shay for the job...

guyb, Its not black and white. There are you happy now? Have I made your day? But still, it is a Geordie with a cup, isn't it?

I played left-back for my school/sunday league team. That joke is a crap one that has plagued me for about 10 years...

You are kidding me! Feel sorry for the lad, we can laugh but look whats happened to us over the years. have a spy at SSN's yellow ticker!

Hahahahahaahahaaha they'll need Dyer now. Julien Faubert has just been ruled out for 6 months with a ruptured achilles tendon!!!

Dunno why everyone thinks Viduka will. 1. Sam said he's going to use the pre season games to determine a captain - Viduka is going to miss them all. 2. Viduka isn't guarenteed to play every game, something that also may affect Butt's chances

£4/5m and I'll drive him down to the Village of the Damned's sister city myself. EDIT: I have just realised sunderland is not a city

Got a mate who's a part-timer at Halfords (and he's a mackem). Says they're the shittest brand of SatNav you can get....

"The Galaxy" are like a pub team apparantly. Got beat off Mexican side, Tigres. Beckham looked "horrified".... http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007330371,00.html

Doesn't this just want to make you go out and buy a season ticket? (If you were a perspective Boro fan) http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/mattcobb/boro.jpg

I agree with this. I do recall alot of late winners for the twats

Ferguson's told Liverpool where to stick their £6m bid for Heinze.... http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,2483_2599680,00.html Dunno where teamtalk got that from, probably one of today's papers.

cannat go wrong with the old WE 8 MACKEMS

I'm a tit when it comes to this. I've only had Shearer on 1 shirt, I like to be different. I had N'Zogbia on the last home top after his good first season. Whey, partly that, partly I wanted to see if the club shop stocked the apostrophie.....

Well, "he is (a) very, very big" man, and all heart too it seems. Is he now!! Actually, a female friend of mine, who always notices that sort of thing (!) no matter what us lads are wearing . . . (she is 'delightfully' pervy to be around!) was in a minor road accident a couple of years ago, with a bloke who turned out to be the mentioned Mr Ameobi. Apparantly, he isn't all that big! His NY Yankees Baseball Cap is.... did you see the size of it.... its way too big for him ... or has he just got a little head ? Yup!! He also left the sticker on and is a proper "gangster" that doesn't bend the peak. Not a patch on my £10 Durham Dynamo's cap tbf!

haha how the hell did you find this? I'm not gonna bother buying the Ronny now, just read this!!! Its like icnewcastle, only with pictures!! EDIT: argh I've just tried to click on the back page and its trying to make me pay!

Don't think he has the ability. My eyebrows were raised when he captained England. He's not one who has a vocal presence, or who can grab their team by the scruff of the neck and carry them through, a la Gerrard. Two factors which are beginning to give Barton my vote.

Be interesting to see if theres any offical/local confirmation of this. If Owen does stay, until January at least, then we do indeed have some very decent forward options again, injuries permitting! Can't find anything to link us to on the Express website. Where did you see this? EDIT - just seen you refer to "The Gossip Column", not sure if you can link to that! http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/13863/Oba-desperate-to-be-part-of-Toon-revolution