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Wycombe promoted. Fewm from sunlun, elation for Lewk O'Nien.

Shame the Wee County will have to travel away from Station Park to see it worn.

Contributed to some temporary fewm on wearside after putting the ball in their net.

Akinfenwa coming on for ConnerWycombe Wanderers. Please tell me they'll keep him for the Championship if they go up.

Same as when Coloccini played in midfield. Seems like it might work, but doesn't whatsoever. Absolutely baffling Bruce didn't take him off or push him back after about 50 minutes.

Hasn't got a fucking clue how to change things. Absolute moron.

Is the dense cunt in the dugout not realising it might be useful to have a second proper midfielder in the middle?

game’s in the fourth minute in real time. Such a lag.

Av gotta get the watta to me boys! RIP

Slightly concerned that Samptime might be cheating on Daniel with Judge Holden. Or, is Daniel Judge Holden?!

"Down to the bones", the lying cunt His entire starting XI and everyone he brought on - with the exception of Muto - has regularly been in the matchday squad this season. Not like he had nine kids on the bench and one or two in the starting lineup.

Is he counting Carroll? If a bloke who is incapable of making three 15-minute cameos on the bounce without getting injured is one of our "better players", then we've got even bigger problems than I thought.

That was both brilliant and fantastic. Hats off to Sir Steve Piecrust for the unbelievable job he’s done this season.

One attempt on target. Newcastle at their “brilliant” and “fantastic” best.

The person playing crowd reactions has had a ‘mare today like.

Just melt Ritchie down for glue ffs

Is McMongaman on the windup with these comments?

Is Bruce doing a lap of the perimeter?

What happens when you spend every waking hour thinking about deep-throating chocolate bars.

Fucking pathetic

Yep. Should play all the knackered players and lose anyway Not playing an utterly toss full back as centre half would be a start.

Manager of the year contender Steve Gut completely throwing the game with that lineup.

Based what I've found, he might be 48? Average life expectancy for men in the UK is 79. So 2051-ish?