Also love the way it's worded that Eddie Rutherford was brought in by SBR to "build" the training ground.
All I can think of is a one-man operation, him stood with a blueprint, looking at the completed project in the way Homer Simpson held up the box before looking at his barbecue pit.
Looking back on where we first met, I cannot escape and I cannot forget, please score more than one, not one cunt has shone, England's fucking dull again.
But to make it still watchable back in Europe, you'd need to have it kick off about 3pm local time. Make sure it's still played in mid to late May in those temperatures and then everyone can moan about the heat too.
I think it's an excellent idea that anyone with half a brain would throw their full support behind.
I'll be disappointed if he isn't sitting down in his mahogany reading room, dimly lit by an oil lamp, puffing away on a pipe and first penning many drafts in word before posting, tbh.