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Swear down mackem bairns must come out the womb bewing, like.

Get in.

They're both cut from the same jelly and liqor-stained market trader's cloth.

https://twitter.com/SunderlandEcho/status/898862171525861379

Juventus - Monaco - Dynamo Kiev - Valencia. One per cent battery off NUFC.

Exactly. While they were 1-0 up the other night, a few local reporters at Hillsborough were tweeting that Grayson's "excellent start" was continuing. While yes, that looked to be the case, it means next to nothing in awful slog that is the championship. Teams are much more prone to going on good and bad runs - shooting up or dropping like a stone - down there than they are in the PL.

Can't help but laugh when you see eastern European would-be hooligans trying to give it the big I am when they're wearing those shitey little satchels, like.

Hadjuk stuff back at them if I was an Everton fan, me like.

Some of them - from what I've heard, in Ryder's case - are in contact with agents rather than players and/or clubs.

Genoa what? I couldn't care if he's sold.

He's @sjovetic on Twitter. Time to start sending him pictures of bridges.

https://www.tuttomercatoweb.com/serie-a/esclusiva-tmw-inter-il-newcastle-non-molla-per-jovetic-le-ultime-1006769

Ooooh, you little bundle of joy!

Wonder how often he did that in front of volley specialist Mark Hughes?

It's on the yellow ticker. Bizarre.

"And while only a handful of shirts were available, the former Real Madrid man chose 21 because he 'likes the number.'"

Got number 21. A completely separate article was needed for some reason: https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/new-boys-squad-number-confirmed

Just tell them it's because the train derailed yesterday.

Lovely free kick. Keen to have another look at how the wall was positioned, though. EDIT: Nowt wrong with it. Took a deflection.

What a rotten pen.

They're in it this season.

Shelvey a top four player? Fuck me.

Aye. It was Colin Calderwood who he backed into. Ian Taylor was seen rubbing his head in confusion, though. http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/referee-uriah-rennie-sends-off-alan-shearer-of-newcastle-news-photo/1009882?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#aug-1999-referee-uriah-rennie-sends-off-alan-shearer-of-newcastle-as-picture-id1009882