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Perez fluffs the chance of a hat-trick.

Mate I'm not following your shitey Facebook page.

Whey.

Perez has injured his ear.

Print journalists reckon Mitro's got a cut.

Class

Lowes says Darlow is coming for - and catching - everything.

Hope Mitro snaps the cunt's leg on his first day tbh.

Wondered how long it'd be before your Irish alarm went off.

Paddy van was a loan anarl.

Just nick Chancel's chant. Alan Judge - say do you remember Alan Judge - out until November Alan Judge - it's months until he's gonna plaaaay.

Aye, the jury's out on this one.

We should put him on trial first.

SSN now running with Galloway to WBA.

Sky need to sort their sound out. Can't hear the commentators over the deafening noise from the home fans.

Niall Quinn said before the mackem game that it feels like you're in a top European city.

Hope Bawnmuf piss all over this cringefest.

Why's there about 10 people huddled in the tunnel?

Guzan channeling his inner Matz Sels.

Eurgh.

What a goal!

Adge Cutler will be looking down in disappointment.

Antonio Conte has never seen rain, apparently.