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Done.

Gutted we're not getting him. Could've used him to go round the streets peddling tickets like Shearer in the Barclays advert. Could've called it the "Bas Dost-ep Challenge" and everything.

Hope you never attend a game if he does sign for us. Horrible thing to say. I go to games and hope before every one that I'm going to see Jack Colback stretchered off with a career-ending double fracture. Bite me.

Wasn't that the plan though? To me it looked like he was trying to hit the wingers or Diame, no point in hoofing it all the way to Perez or it's just going to come straight back at us They seemed to be floating up into the air, though. Surely if he's been told to give it short we should have people coming for it and keeping it on the deck?

Really coming out of his shell.

Thought it was harsh tbh. Had every right to close Sels down and it wasn't exactly like he could just stop running. I'd have been fuming if Perez, for example, got booked and subsequently sent off for that.

Nah. Why bother doing that when you can just shoot straight from kick off? Lob the keeper from halfway when he's on his line and you're totally s***, don't think it'll catch on. It was so pointless. Championship as fuck.

Nah. Why bother doing that when you can just shoot straight from kick off?

Not sure on his kicking, like. Doesn't seem to get an awful lot of distance.

Described as a "love rat" by the Sun/Daily Mail.

Brighton were fucking pony. Proper reminder today of how shit this league is.

Sels is a fucking clown. Fancy parrying it back into play there, man.

If the club had a keen eye for marketing, they could sell tickets to both as a package. "Don't miss the double return of Mike Williamson - secure your seat now!" Guaranteed sell-outs.

So much meh.

FFS. All that and you end up wanting pels for a bit of entertainment.

Discovery Shed.

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Still can't totally hate him for doing this, tbh. http://i3.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article8033538.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Daryl-Janmaat.jpg

Resigned to a defeat, to be honest.

Bleating on about Rafa's "resume" in that article on the club site. It's a CV man, you mackem cunt.

Actively want us to lose every game like I do with Allardyce at the minute.

Aye. Used to watch them when I lived there, back when they were in League 2. No idea why. Better than playing Wiz Khalifa's "Black and yellow" before kick off, though.

Just saw the goals on SSN. Lovely finish from Perez for the first.

Eh. Didn't they just say someone for Cheltenham once played for Gateshead? Anderson definitely called them Northampton, though. Happened immediately after Lowes spent time reminding us of that monumental result last year.