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Mo Diame and the aged child of Big Mo and Simon Weston.

Wat?

They're on the club's Twitter feed.

Anyone else at the Bayern friendly in 2003(?) Seem to remember Shearer scored a decent volley. Doesn't seem to be any footage on youtube.

Might be too late this season, but I wouldn't be surprised if they absolutely piss it next year.

Don't need "pm" in the thread title if you're using the 24-hour clock, you div.

Just seen the goals on Twitter. Excellent hit from V-Diddy.

Everyone off to Peter Pan's adventureland to celebrate.

Mackems have had all their games on their website anarl.

There's a place called Huber's where they make Spanish coffee, where the bartenders put on a show. Hopefully he goes there and they drop one of the flaming glasses - preferably in his lap.

Jesus got sent off for that?!

He's got Sammy Lee with him.

:lol: Stuart Pearce thinks he'll pick John Terry in his first XI.

It's got one of our own - Lynsey Hipgrave - this season, though.

We'll just have to get Virgin East Coast, instead. I know how much that'll please Greg.

Off to France and their plane has had to make an emergency landing in Manchester due to engine failure apparently.

Be class if they somehow draw this shootout like we did a few years ago.

FFS. Down to 10 men. Billy Whitehurst sent off for sparking out a 90-year-old woman and nicking her stroopwafels.

No-one's watching it. The club tweeted a clip of the goal.

2-0 Janmaat.

Presumably Moyes has always been a massive lads fan.

He's still got a home 'derby' as his second game...

You said it's honest then said a similar one from Sissoko would be typed up by PR gurus. As if Wijnaldum's wasn't, man.

2 under reid- 1 under bruce? Aye. Somen fucking Tchoyi got them a 10th place finish.

Yes. If it's okay I'll pay you tonight. The Santander app doesn't let you add a new payee, so I'll do it once I get home on my laptop. Sounds dodgy, but OK. Had to go a couple of rows further forward because those were sold. £52.50 all in. You're a legend! DM your bank details and I'll do it at work if I get a quiet 5 minutes.