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http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/paul-dummett-wanted-premier-league-11729853

Even the likes of Bolton, Fulham and Burra have had a few games in the Waffa Cup. I don't see why it's an unreasonable goal.

Seemingly celebrated going to Shrewsbury on loan by changing his name. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37012084

One lad on the way out was absolutely berating Hanley, like. "Who the fuck does he think he is with those shite 50-yard balls? Cunt is going to be the next Titus Bramble".

Absolute pile of shite. Back in Watford now, waiting for a pizza to be delivered. This opening ceremony is absolutely awful.

Saw some absolute cunt on the way into the ground with "Rodallegabomb" on the back of his top anarl.

we're absolutely fucking appalling. The half-time entertainment is even worse.

Arrived in Watford. Probably heading into London in an hour or so tops. Even more buzzing than I was this morning. Howay the lads!

Should've added I'm driving down to me mate's in Watford then travelling in from there. Not on the peeve yet, like!

You're 45 mins late for The Mile Castle mate

Heading off soon, like. Pure buzzing.

Lad I know put this on Faceys Jamaal Lascelles is magic, he wears a magic hat, He used to play for Forest, but he said "nar, f*** that", Now he is a Geordie, he plays in black and white, And when we win the Championship, We'll sing this song all night.

WAT

Didn't realise West Ham requested the game in their shiny new stadium tonight not to be televised 'cos it might affect the attendance. http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/revealed-why-west-hams-first-game-at-the-olympic-stadium-is-not-on-tv-a3312201.html

The designs are brilliant. Owt else planned in future just needs to be kept clean and simple like that.

Except Ferdinand wore 10...

Yet 9, 10 and 11 are free.

Don't reckon any of the numbers for the players that were here before the summer will change - with the exception of Mitro maybe getting 9 - tbh.

"RAFA D'YA WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE NEW DEE-VEE-DEEZ AV JUST GOTTEN?"

Gonna call him up and ask if he can lend me 15p for the Metro to see me gran in the RVI cos I've just got out the nick.

Three is the magic number, not nine. RESPECT DE LA SOUL RAFA YOU CLOWN.

"How, Rafa. If there's something strange in the neighbourhood, who would you call?"

fyp.

Mickmack, there's four places. There's the Match Hut, that's on third. There's Matches-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Watch-Your-Match-There. That's on third. Match Low, Sweet Matchio... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the match watching complex on third. You're gonna have to tell me what thats off before my head explodes.

The squad numbers have to be submitted by Thursday at the latest. That info comes from someone at the club.