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Definitely holding our own competition to see how funny a goal we can concede.

Fucking hell man just execute that grey-haired, fistpumping, thick cunt.

Fuck off and die Taylor, you absolute cockwomble.

Buzzing to watch Gini just walk about away from the ball for 90 minutes again.

After a career reporting on signings that could've caused fans' socks to blow off, Alan Oliver is now kicking off at housing developers. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/county-durham-villagers-prepare-battle-11154689

:lol: It's one for the ages, that.

Wasn't really in the corner, tbf. Not the best pen.

We're due another stupid/cowardly sending off. I'll go for Janmaat.

Just scrolled through. Gutted to see Mick hasn't been in here saying how confident he is that we'll get three points like he did before the sunderland and Norwich games.

Has John Ruddy ever been coached by Andy Woodman?

Thank fuck he was offside.

This is absolutely abysmal.

You not on MW? Tends to be whoever is away on FM, whoever's at home on MW/DAB.

SSN actually dedicated about five minutes this morning to reporting various sports-related April Fools jokes.

Interesting that they didn't know anything about Eboue not paying an agent. Seems to be a recurring theme for them...

Beltas. Paves the way for Rafa to go to Valencia once we're relegated.

Plenty of time for him to review every kebab house in the north east.

http://www.themag.co.uk/2014/04/said-newcastle-keeper-rob-elliot-walked-club-last-night-spoke/ Never forget.

Elliot is a good shot stopper, yet when Shaqiri hit one straight down his throat he managed to let it in...

Was gonna say the same.

... which is what I said to a degree, except that when we're down things just appear to add to the general curse we have - that curse being all of the above, as well as some poxy pikey hex thrown on the club. Wasn't aimed at you directly chap. If/when we go it won't be down to individual pieces of luck it'll be a succession of poor decisions made at all levels of the club from playing, to managing to overseeing the club in it's entirety. It's not bad luck, it's rank bad decisions and bad practise that have us in 19th place with 8 games to go. We're just w*** really aren't we Yep. Elliot or Darlow, Mitrovic or Cisse, 4-4-2 or 4-3-3, it's not the little things that'll send us down it's the way the club has been run for the last 5 years or so. We deserve to go down, not 100% sure we'll go down but we certainly deserve to. to both this and your original post.

Just needs to pile a ton of gel and slick it back like Perez and he'll be areet, obviously.

http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~5455200,00.html

Get in there, you mental charva.

Exactly. Darlow was thrown in at WBA having only played in a League Cup game vs Northampton and turning out for the stiffs. Hardly ideal. He certainly can't be as bad as Jack Alnwick.