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Youtubed him after we signed him and most of his goals were in the box, a lot of which were from crosses. Pretty much every goal he scored for Anderlecht was from the type of chance we don't create.

Sissoko injured but of course we won't sign a replacement. Fucking delicious.

Our own fault for keeping the diacalm on the top shelf so he cannat jump up and reach them.

Aye, West Brom won't have sussed our 'knock it to Sissoko on the right' surprise trick.

Best get the KY out now.

Better beer than Shark.

Where in town - other than Shark Bar - is likely to have it on?

Thank him on behalf of football fans Just spoken to him. I did actually thank him, which he seemed to appreciate. He reckons the Swiss police have another 2TB of data to go through, which is when it'll be "curtains" for Blatter. Didn't realise til he told me that he's actually had a stroke since he made his last Panorama

Got to call Andrew Jennings about it this afternoon to have a chat. Be disappointed if he isn't too busy doing cartwheels tbh.

Lungy's miss, man. Two fucking yards out.

Pardle calling him Chungy again, then saying that goal will "wake the whole of Asia up tonight" FFS what an utter, utter cunt that man is.

Quite possibly the best goal he's scored in his Korea.

Jenas's insistence on using the word "wasn't" instead of "weren't" is fucking annoying. Even said "weren't" just there and changed to "wasn't". Thick cunt.

Rondon gannin' pure akka.

The one they showed then brought up in the analysis afterwards? No.

We don't have a David Batty, this is the main problem. Just can't understand the obsession with 2 defensive midfielders. Especially at home to rock-bottom Aston Villa currently without a league win since opening day. He picks the same team and formation each week, there's no thinking about doing something different to shift the onus and pattern of play. There's nothing new for opposition managers to deal with, there's no wild card to be played, it's defensive, functional, fairly ineffective, rigid systems every week and without a bit of variation it makes us very easy to play against. We're crying out for a bit of spontaneity but if we're not going to get it in the easiest (on paper) fixture of the year then we're never going to get it. It's why I'm amazed folk couldn't believe he didn't start with Perez and/or Mitrovic today. We'll persist with it until we start getting thumped again. I'm fully expecting him to go with exactly the same again versus Everton, only maybe with Mitrovic in for Cisse but that's out of necessity rather than tactical nous.

It's absolutely bizarre, like the useless kid in the playground who couldn't kick a ball properly.

De Jong's miss was absolutely unforgivable. Complete sitter.

This lad is so fucking bad, man.

Two points dropped.

FFS Thauvin.

We'll lose this.

A little bit of me dies every time he gets it, steps back then seems to stumble as he hoofs it forward.

Nee chance Sky will let it be abandoned either. Surely even Tyler knew that as he was pining on.

Happily take this now. Absolutely petrified we'll shoot ourselves in the foot with the weather. I'm thoroughly expecting Dummett to go sliding in again and get himself sent off.