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Not really sure what he could do when he was faced with a two on one? Where was Janmaat? Think he could've beaten Rooney to the ball and booted it into row Z, to be honest. He seems to break stride and decide to jockey him instead.

Carroll out for six weeks.

Weren't some people from Unite the Union behind it?

At hyem, probably. It's getting late.

We're still going down, man. We'll be back to our usual ways on Saturday.

Know loads of people that call them that.

Rejuvenated?! Didn't Hennessy drop the ball in the net for the Villa goal?

Get in. Almost as good as 'Gaycastle'.

Hope this cunt steps on a plug.

He's absolutely dogshit. That dive was pathetic.

It was awful!

Who's that lad on the bench, the one whose name is between Gouffran and de Jong?

SSN have footage of him inside SJP. Hope he enjoys watching the hammering later on.

2006 was a great year.

We've "signed" some kid on trial (however the fuck that works!) according to Ryder.

Reckon it'll be done by this evening? Whack the words and pictures up online in a vain attempt to create a "buzz" before tonight's game?

0-2.

So proud of our fans when it comes to giving the club abuse on social media tbh.

No mention of what number he'll wear. The debate should add plenty of depth to this thread over the coming days.

Get in, there's a YouTube compilation entitled "Henri Saivet - The next Thierry Henry"

I don't know who this man is, but he's been pure cringe so far. Try and dig out some episodes of Ballykissangel on Youtube. I'm surprised such a brilliant television programme never made it to Catalunya, if I'm honest...

Why the fuck's James Nesbitt doing it?

Know nowt about him, but hope to God he's a winger rather than a fucking defensive midfielder.