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Dunno what's worse. Chamakh's dive or his mullet?

Where? I see a Patriots and a Seahawks hat...

The bloke behind him has some incredible moves.

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Bump. From today. EDIT: Nar it's not. Just doing the rounds on Twitter again today.

You can spot someone who drinks Fosters a mile off. He's one of those cunts.

No it wasn't. He controlled it with his hand. Aye it mightn't have been deliberate but neither was Mbemba's the other night.

Handball, man.

Absolute scenes when the chicken korma and peshwari naan he's ordered arrive cold.

Still not sure how you can blame it on your keeper when your side concedes four? Surely he wasn't at fault for all of them?

Wolves. He's f***ing terrible. No idea how he's still playing in the Premier League.

Shite pen.

Lesta pen.

Well isn't this delightful?

Crank the volume up for MOTD tonight. Just listen to the sound when he pings it over to Janmaat. Beautiful.

His link up and hold up play was absolutely superb today. Just needs to start burying a few of the chances he gets.

Vaguely looks like a footballer when he's at left back.

'kin get in there.

Give Shelvey a knighthood!

Absolutely buzzing over that goal like. Superb stuff.

Kirchoff.

Honestly, man. Did people really think he was going to drop Colback?

Obvious as fuck.