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If Palace decide to make an offer I think we can count ourselves out, like.

I get it on the back of remade tops that said player never even wore, me.

Does anyone else feel a bit uneasy about Steve Wraith continuing to run the @PavelSrnicekUK account? He's just used it to RT himself, ffs.

Should definitely just scrap having a squad number and issue them numbers 1 to 11 on a match-by-match basis, like. Immediate custodial sentences for any zany fans walking round in "BIG DAZ 69" tops anarl.

Mad that I saw a few folk on Twitter saying if we loan Remy, it's pointless because we'll still be after a striker at the end of the season. If fatty and thumby (and the fans themselves) want to stay up though, it's an absolute no-brainer.

Loves employing people who'll tell him he's kind, witty and has the looks of a young Leonardo DiCaprio does Mike.

Immediate equaliser!

Peach of a header from Bale.

Wenger doesn't look right in a tracksuit.

We'll be made to pay for not taking those chances soon.

Expecting them to step it up in the second half like and we'll inevitably crumble.

Jabba and Ando picking up on McClaren's constant mumblings that we create chances, saying they've been at every game and we just don't. Jabba needs to pull him up on it at some point. No good just crying into his kebab about it.

Hope Jack Colback snaps his leg today like.

The walking heart attack on BBC Newcastle reckons it's Perez out wide and Gini off Mitrovic.

He got on the same bus as one of my mackem mates once. Apparently got pissed on the way down, threw up all over himself and missed the game because he was sound asleep completely naked on the bus while the match was on. Fun fact for you, there.

"Am off 2 Spurz. Lerl."

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/farewell-pavel-srnicek-entertainer-and-hero-you-will-forever-be-a-geordie-a6790066.html

Think that might have been Hooper? The same game when we went straight up and scored? [emoji4] Was it? If it wasn't then Hooper was on because Pav was sent off having conceded the penalty. Either way, he was involved!

Seem to recall him saving a pen away at Spurs from, I believe, Klinsmann. He dived completely the wrong way but it hit his legs and either rebounded to safety or cleared the bar, my memory is hazy.

Can't believe it. An absolute icon of my childhood. The fact he was in the town promoting his book, and therefore in the public eye, just really spooks me.

McClaren and Ashley, and the weird player from the Bournemouth badge.

Definitely up for demolishing the East Stand if it's done while many of the boring cunts that sit there are still sat in it.

That Shaqiri goal, man.

To be expected when he's barely played, other than a League Cup game (?) and for the stiffs. Just don't let Elliot eat 43 Happy Meals the night before.