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Think Saivet will be on the bench. It'll just be Shelvey in for Tiote.

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Hope the cunt's Sky goes off when he's trying to have a sly wank over the 15-minute freeview on Babestation.

Hope this Christmas his parents remember he pure loved trolleys as a kid and buy him one as a present.

I hope the cunt boils the kettle, puts a teabag in his mug, pours the water in then realises he's got no fucking milk.

Caen fans are crowdfunding in the hope of signing Gouffran... http://www.ouest-france.fr/normandie/caen-14000/sm-caen-insolite-un-appel-aux-dons-pour-le-retour-de-gouffran-3972040

You could say the same about Marcelino on that basis, then.

People want him to be captain, man. He's a calamity!

de Jong, man. Miles Starforth ‏@milesstarforth Siem de Jong unavailable after accidentally getting 'poked in the eye' this week. Had to go to hospital, but injury 'not too bad'. #nufc

Ed Malyon ‏@eaamalyon 7m7 minutes ago Alan Pardew now confirming story from 9 days ago (which he denied last week) that Palace looking at Adebayor :lol:

Hope his bank card gets rejected in Tesco, that he has no money on him and that he cries himself to sleep at night because he didn't get his tiger loaf.

Will he sulk if several hundred fans sing nasty things to him?

Wouldn't at all be surprised if we sign Townsend and Perez ends up at Spurs in the summer. Some sort of shite 'gentleman's agreement'.

I'd like to think after a bit of criticism from a few hundred fans, he'd want to prove them wrong and knuckle down rather than sulk and try to find a way out.

You can buy them for six quid if anyone really wants one, like. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everlast-Padded-Jacket-Fastening-Clothing/dp/B013UXVE3A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1452800642&sr=8-1&keywords=everlast+jacket

Well, that's one theory. http://i.imgur.com/oZCSMjj.png I'm a digital media graduate with an abundance of creativity & intelligence. A love for life, friends & family. Once made an appearance on Geordie Shore S9 EP5. 'kin hell.

There'll be so much class banter on BBC Newcastle if we sign him. I'm already smirking at how hilarious some of their gags will be.

Mackem mate was proper buzzing that Marriner had to withdraw from refereeing tonight. Seems like there's someone equally as inept.

He came off the smack some time ago, tbf. Bound to happen.

On a related note, when does his trial start? Isn't it soon?

Fabianski.

Like fuck McClaren would do that.

Taylor and Besty ‏@TaylorandBesty 54s55 seconds ago @TheMackemSlayer Tiote looked like a lost child at times last night. No confidence. Honestly Taylor doesn't half talk out his arse at times.