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That's the top and bottom if it. If they slip back into the belief that all they have to do is turn up to beat the likes of Norwich, West Brom and Bournemouth then yesterday was a wasted exercise in which we learned fuck all.

Who's this utter cretin screaming next to the commentator?

Cracking cross and header.

General Patton and The Clash references. Pearce is mental.

the utter state of that Chelsea mascot's hair, man.

Can't help but want to say his name in a Vic Reeves eranu/uvavu style.

The big help is that Coloccini is partnered with someone else who doesn't instantly shit himself when he has the ball at his feet. We'll no doubt revert to type when either he or Mbemba picks up an injury.

Would love to watch him up against Williamson in training. Could make a killing from You've Been Framed at £50 a pop.

Yep. There's Mourinho whinging about Atkinson.

Had Pedro in his back pocket.

Feels like a proper kick in the bollocks, that. The key is keeping that sort of performance up in every game.

Just keep this in the corner and hold on the point. I can't bare to watch us possibly get undone on a counter.

Mourinho continually smirking. This is getting blamed on the officials without a shadow of a doubt.

Get in Kev lad.

Goal and an assist. Left him on my fantasy bench as I thought we'd get fuck all today. Class.

Camera pans to Steve Black. Wonder if he's been working closely with Mitrovic, because his fight and composure has been spot on today.

Standing off them far too much at the minute.

Who'd have thought two up top might work?

Love his strength. There's been a few occasions where he's just stood his ground and been able to shield the ball, one of which was on the edge of his own area.

Prefer him to Haidara already. Just keeps it simple.

There he is! His token yellow!

Oh ffs it's that headless chicken.

Hope this is the end of 4-2-3-1 like. This is working so much better.

Shame they killed off Pat Butcher, the perfect role for Rob Elliot.

"It's like watching Eastenders". Mike Williamson as Ian Beale.