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Dougie...just Dougie ‏@magswonnowt 6m6 minutes ago Moment of the match. Cameras pan into the Sunderland end . Lass making a rollie. Class sheer class

Absolutely no chance it's owt but 4-2-3-1, like.

Elliott looks like a charva knacka turning up at court.

Need to get Colback to then stand on the toes of either Coloccini or Mbemba, then, which one or both will more than likely do all game.

Don't have Sanchez. Expecting to drop about 200 places behind everyone that does.

How the actual hell have you managed to get an apostrophe in there? Autocorrect on iPhones does it all the time. Irritating as fuck.

9 minutes added time at the Britannia. Callum Wilson stretchered off. EDIT: Just seen it. Does his knee, gets back up and goes back on the pitch. A few minutes later he's just jogging and it gives way.

Some ball from Blind, that.

Clatts has seemingly twisted his knee. EDIT: Oh good, looks like he'll be fine.

Mata wastes the free kick anyway.

Pantilimon catches the ball outside the area.

How the fuck did Valencia manage to knock the ball out of play from there? What a waste.

Martial in for Benteke, who I'm captaining, and Payet in for Chadli. Nice of Kolarov to get things rolling being in a back four that conceded four, though.

Offside by a mile.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/the-hardest-premier-league-badge-quiz-youll-ever-take?utm_term=.rdGRBVXej#.qeG5nD0Em

More chance of Costa scoring than us today.

Pathetic email from a snidey little arse-licker. He can fuck right off.

Someone on Twitter last night said that the derby will be like an episode of Takeshi's Castle. I couldn't agree more.

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Rodwell off, Cattermole on. GAME ON.

Eagerly awaiting the "Steven Taylor says he's raring to go" piece a few months down the line.

Only way we'll win is if they put Kevin Pressman back in nets.

Lovely assist. Nice cushioned pass through.

Martial 1-1.

ManLikeMemphis ‏@Man_LikeMemphis 29m29 minutes ago Alan Pardew is wearing an Apple Watch. That is so PARDS. @FootballRamble :lol: